14 seasons of bookkeeping

Hall of Records

The best, the worst, and the merely remarkable. Every all-time leaderboard the league knows of, pulled from 14 seasons of regular play (2012–2025).

The hardware

Trophy leaders

Championships
KLOMP$ rings
  1. 1.
    Alexandre de La Noue
    2016, 2018, 2019, 2025
    4
  2. 2.
    Thomas Koslowski
    2012, 2014
    2
  3. 3.
    Andrew D'Onofrio
    2015
    1
  4. 4.
    Billy Moran
    2017
    1
  5. 5.
    Kirill Gordeitchik
    2013
    1
  6. 6.
    Kevin Merry
    2023
    1
Cornerment Belts
Corners champions
  1. 1.
    Kevin Merry
    2016, 2017, 2019, 2024, +1
    5
  2. 2.
    Jai Vaze
    2018, 2021, 2023, 2024, +1
    5
  3. 3.
    Alexandre de La Noue
    2016, 2017, 2019, 2022
    4
  4. 4.
    Brian Wohlhieter
    2015, 2018, 2021, 2022
    4
  5. 5.
    Billy Moran
    2026
    1
  6. 6.
    Kirill Gordeitchik
    2015
    1
Division Banners
East + West, combined
  1. 1.
    Alexandre de La Noue
    2012, 2017, 2018, 2025
    4
  2. 2.
    Kevin Merry
    2012, 2018, 2019, 2022
    4
  3. 3.
    Billy Moran
    2015, 2017, 2025
    3
  4. 4.
    Michael Amabile
    2019, 2023, 2024
    3
  5. 5.
    Jai Vaze
    2015, 2016, 2020
    3
  6. 6.
    Brian Wohlhieter
    2014, 2018, 2021
    3
All-time, all owners

Career leaders

Most career wins
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue 116-95
  2. 2. Kevin Merry 112-103
  3. 3. Michael Amabile 111-102
  4. 4. Billy Moran 109-100
  5. 5. Thomas Koslowski 105-105
Most career points
  1. 1. Kevin Merry 20475
  2. 2. Alexandre de La Noue 20462
  3. 3. Michael Amabile 19981
  4. 4. Thomas Koslowski 19829
  5. 5. Billy Moran 19391
Win percentage (min 5 seasons)
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue .550
  2. 2. Jai Vaze .530
  3. 3. Thomas Pacelle .526
  4. 4. Billy Moran .522
  5. 5. Michael Amabile .521
Most seasons played
  1. 1. Billy Moran 15
  2. 2. Alexandre de La Noue 15
  3. 3. Kevin Merry 15
  4. 4. Michael Amabile 15
  5. 5. Thomas Koslowski 15
Most podium finishes
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue 6
  2. 2. Billy Moran 4
  3. 3. Michael Amabile 4
  4. 4. Thomas Koslowski 4
  5. 5. Brian Wohlhieter 4
Peak performance

Single-season records

Most wins in a season
  1. 1. Thomas Pacelle · 2021
    The Boston Bang Maids
    15
  2. 2. Thomas Koslowski · 2014
    Little Jerry Seinfeld
    13
  3. 3. Eric Leyden · 2022
    This is Crema
    13
  4. 4. Jai Vaze · 2020
    Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise
    13
  5. 5. Michael Amabile · 2023
    Gotta Cuff 'Em All!
    12
Highest points for, single season
  1. 1. Thomas Pacelle · 2021
    The Boston Bang Maids
    1841
  2. 2. Kirill Gordeitchik · 2013
    TEAM Brazzers
    1827
  3. 3. Alexandre de La Noue · 2014
    Did I Stutter?
    1781
  4. 4. Thomas Koslowski · 2024
    Klomp$ Moral Compass
    1739
  5. 5. Thomas Koslowski · 2013
    The Real Dave Diehl
    1727
Most losses in a season
  1. 1. Connor Marr · 2018
    No Ticket?! No Landry!
    14
  2. 2. Matthew D'Apuzzo · 2014
    Dirty Dogs
    13
  3. 3. Michael Amabile · 2018
    LeVeon Hell
    12
  4. 4. Seattle RB · 2013
    Team carson
    12
  5. 5. Matthew Valenti · 2014
    TaxationWithout Representation
    12
Lowest points for, single season
  1. 1. Andrew D'Onofrio · 2019
    The Boofalo Bills
    1046
  2. 2. Billy Moran · 2019
    Models By AJ
    1090
  3. 3. Billy Moran · 2022
    Pazzo Dubbed Over
    1090
  4. 4. Andrew D'Onofrio · 2022
    Death to Bureau cracy! (Brian)
    1096
  5. 5. Thomas Koslowski · 2019
    The Van Buren Boys
    1124
Sixty-minute fireworks

Single-game records

Highest single-game score
Most points by a team in a single week
  1. 1. Thomas Koslowski
    2013 W1 · The Real Dave Diehl
    183.00
  2. 2. Thomas Pacelle
    2021 W11 · The Boston Bang Maids
    176.96
  3. 3. Matthew D'Apuzzo
    2024 W14 · Deadeyes Shaky Hands Can't Lose
    169.08
  4. 4. Thomas Pacelle
    2019 W5 · The Beantown Trayysh Talkers
    164.96
  5. 5. Kevin Merry
    2019 W10 · Regression to The Mediocrity
    164.04
Lowest single-game score
Fewest points by a team in a single week
  1. 1. Jai Vaze
    2014 W4 · Neopolitano Ramona
    32.90
  2. 2. Michael Amabile
    2014 W14 · Fantasy Foosball
    34.92
  3. 3. Alexandre de La Noue
    2021 W6 · A $750 Wedding Gift?
    37.78
  4. 4. Billy Moran
    2012 W6 · Move Me To The West!
    39.00
  5. 5. Michael Amabile
    2018 W15 · LeVeon Hell
    41.88
Biggest blowout
Largest margin of victory
  1. 1. Kirill Gordeitchik def. Michael Amabile
    2014 W14 · 157.98 – 34.92
    123.06
  2. 2. Thomas Pacelle def. Thomas Koslowski
    2019 W5 · 164.96 – 64.62
    100.34
  3. 3. Andrew D'Onofrio def. Billy Moran
    2014 W9 · 148.38 – 50.86
    97.52
  4. 4. Brian Wohlhieter def. Connor Marr
    2017 W8 · 137.88 – 48.82
    89.06
  5. 5. Alexandre de La Noue def. Jai Vaze
    2014 W4 · 120.02 – 32.90
    87.12
Tightest matchup
Smallest margin of victory
  1. 1. Thomas Koslowski tied Matthew Valenti
    2013 W7 · 96.00 – 96.00
    0.00
  2. 2. Matthew D'Apuzzo over Billy Moran
    2018 W16 · 98.14 – 98.08
    0.06
  3. 3. Billy Moran over Michael Amabile
    2016 W12 · 76.94 – 76.82
    0.12
  4. 4. Brian Wohlhieter over Andrew D'Onofrio
    2021 W9 · 71.58 – 71.40
    0.18
  5. 5. Michael Amabile over Brian Wohlhieter
    2019 W3 · 109.36 – 109.14
    0.22
Highest combined score
Most points by both teams in one game
  1. 1. Thomas Koslowski vs Michael Amabile
    2013 W1 · 183.00 – 107.00
    290.00
  2. 2. Andrew D'Onofrio vs Kevin Merry
    2014 W8 · 158.04 – 131.52
    289.56
  3. 3. Brian Wohlhieter vs Matthew D'Apuzzo
    2024 W14 · 120.34 – 169.08
    289.42
  4. 4. Eric Leyden vs Thomas Pacelle
    2021 W11 · 112.20 – 176.96
    289.16
  5. 5. Michael Amabile vs Matthew D'Apuzzo
    2023 W4 · 153.70 – 119.78
    273.48
Lowest combined score
Fewest points by both teams in one game
  1. 1. Thomas Koslowski vs Michael Amabile
    2018 W15 · 48.26 – 41.88
    90.14
  2. 2. Kevin Merry vs Billy Moran
    2012 W6 · 57.00 – 39.00
    96.00
  3. 3. Brian Wohlhieter vs Kevin Maroney
    2012 W5 · 50.00 – 48.00
    98.00
  4. 4. Kevin Merry vs Michael Amabile
    2013 W12 · 51.00 – 52.00
    103.00
  5. 5. Kevin Merry vs Eric Leyden
    2022 W17 · 43.08 – 64.76
    107.84
January football

Playoff records

Most career playoff wins
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue 11-4
  2. 2. Thomas Koslowski 7-3
  3. 3. Billy Moran 7-6
  4. 4. Brian Wohlhieter 6-6
  5. 5. Michael Amabile 5-6
Best playoff win %
Min 3 appearances
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue .733
  2. 2. Thomas Koslowski .700
  3. 3. Billy Moran .538
  4. 4. Brian Wohlhieter .500
  5. 5. Andrew D'Onofrio .500
Most championship games
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue 5
  2. 2. Billy Moran 4
  3. 3. Thomas Koslowski 3
  4. 4. Kevin Merry 3
  5. 5. Brian Wohlhieter 2
Most playoff appearances
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue 8
  2. 2. Kevin Merry 8
  3. 3. Jai Vaze 8
  4. 4. Matthew D'Apuzzo 8
  5. 5. Billy Moran 7
Owner vs owner

Rivalries & head-to-head

Most dominant matchups
Largest win % vs a single opponent (min 8 games)
  1. 1. Thomas Pacelle vs Matthew D'Apuzzo
    10-0 (100%)
  2. 2. Connor Marr vs Billy Moran
    8-1 (89%)
  3. 3. Brian Wohlhieter vs Connor Marr
    8-2 (80%)
  4. 4. Alexandre de La Noue vs Matthew Valenti
    7-2 (78%)
  5. 5. Jai Vaze vs Connor Marr
    7-2 (78%)
Most-played rivalries
Most games between two owners
  1. 1. Thomas Koslowski vs Alexandre de La Noue
    18-12 Alexandre leads
    30
  2. 2. Michael Amabile vs Billy Moran
    16-13 Michael leads
    29
  3. 3. Brian Wohlhieter vs Billy Moran
    16-13 Billy leads
    29
  4. 4. Andrew D'Onofrio vs Jai Vaze
    17-10 Jai leads
    27
  5. 5. Alexandre de La Noue vs Jai Vaze
    14-10 Alexandre leads
    24
The basement

Most last-place finishes

  1. 1.
    Andrew D'Onofrio
    2016, 2024
    2
  2. 2.
    Eric Leyden
    2021, 2025
    2
  3. 3.
    Jai Vaze
    2019, 2023
    2
  4. 4.
    Kirill Gordeitchik
    2015
    1
  5. 5.
    Connor Marr
    2018
    1
The drinking-game tournament that sets the draft order

Cornerment regulars

Most Cornerment top-2 finishes
  1. 1. Jai Vaze 9
  2. 2. Alexandre de La Noue 7
  3. 3. Brian Wohlhieter 7
  4. 4. Kevin Merry 6
  5. 5. Andrew D'Onofrio 4
Most Cornerment appearances
  1. 1. Billy Moran 11
  2. 2. Alexandre de La Noue 11
  3. 3. Kevin Merry 11
  4. 4. Michael Amabile 11
  5. 5. Thomas Koslowski 11
2v2, 'til the end

Cornerment duos

The Cornerment is a partner tournament — every belt is a two-man job. These are the pairings that keep ending up next to each other in the bracket, the duos that have actually closed it out, and the ones who have shown the best chemistry across multiple years.

Most-paired duos
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue & Kevin Merry
    2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
     4×
  2. 2. Jai Vaze & Brian Wohlhieter
    2018, 2019, 2021
     3×
  3. 3. Alex Jacob & Andrew D'Onofrio
    2017, 2018
     2×
  4. 4. Connor Marr & Michael Amabile
    2019, 2023
     2×
  5. 5. Kevin Merry & Thomas Koslowski
    2015, 2023
     2×
Most belts together
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue & Kevin Merry
    2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
     3
  2. 2. Jai Vaze & Brian Wohlhieter
    2018, 2019, 2021
     2
  3. 3. Michael Amabile & Jai Vaze
    2025
     1
  4. 4. Matthew D'Apuzzo & Jai Vaze
    2023
     1
  5. 5. Alexandre de La Noue & Brian Wohlhieter
    2022
     1
Best avg finish (2+ runs)
  1. 1. Alexandre de La Noue & Kevin Merry
    4 runs · 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
     1.3
  2. 2. Jai Vaze & Brian Wohlhieter
    3 runs · 2018, 2019, 2021
     1.3
  3. 3. Kevin Merry & Thomas Koslowski
    2 runs · 2015, 2023
     3.5
  4. 4. Alex Jacob & Andrew D'Onofrio
    2 runs · 2017, 2018
     4.5
  5. 5. Connor Marr & Michael Amabile
    2 runs · 2019, 2023
     4.5

W-L totals include regular season plus playoffs/Cornerment. Records based on data from the Klomps spreadsheets and the ESPN API for 2019–2024.