2026
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Cornerment
The 2026 Cornerment results — 4 pairs, ranked.
- Date
- May 2, 2026
- Venue
- Airbnb
- Where
- Scottsdale, AZ
2nd
Setting the table
Draft
Round 1 12 picks
1.1 Jahmyr Gibbs West Coast CJs
1.2 Bijan Robinson Old Klomp$ Kenobi
1.3 Jonathan Taylor Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
1.4 Christian McCaffrey 877-FAAB-NOW
1.5 James Cook III $10 FAAB Footlong
1.6 Derrick Henry The Duke of East Orange
1.7 Saquon Barkley It's Pronounced FAAB
1.8 Ja'Marr Chase Anxious Sheepherder 2
1.9 Puka Nacua Waystar ToyCo
1.10 Jaxon Smith-Njigba K$ Temp Agency
1.11 Amon-Ra St. Brown The Problem with Rob Manfred
1.12 Kenneth Walker III Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 2 12 picks
2.1 De'Von Achane Calm down Greg, it's Softball
2.2 Chase Brown The Problem with Rob Manfred
2.3 Omarion Hampton K$ Temp Agency
2.4 CeeDee Lamb Waystar ToyCo
2.5 Ashton Jeanty Anxious Sheepherder 2
2.6 Javonte Williams It's Pronounced FAAB
2.7 Justin Jefferson The Duke of East Orange
2.8 Breece Hall $10 FAAB Footlong
2.9 A.J. Brown 877-FAAB-NOW
2.10 Kyren Williams Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
2.11 Travis Etienne Jr. Old Klomp$ Kenobi
2.12 Jeremiyah Love West Coast CJs
Round 3 12 picks
3.1 Josh Allen $10 FAAB Footlong
3.2 Cam Skattebo Old Klomp$ Kenobi
3.3 Quinshon Judkins Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
3.4 Brock Bowers 877-FAAB-NOW
3.5 Bucky Irving West Coast CJs
3.6 Jadarian Price The Duke of East Orange
3.7 D'Andre Swift It's Pronounced FAAB
3.8 Trey McBride Anxious Sheepherder 2
3.9 Drake London Waystar ToyCo
3.10 David Montgomery K$ Temp Agency
3.11 Colston Loveland $10 FAAB Footlong
3.12 George Pickens Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 4 12 picks
4.1 Malik Nabers Calm down Greg, it's Softball
4.2 Nico Collins The Problem with Rob Manfred
4.3 Chris Olave K$ Temp Agency
4.4 Bhayshul Tuten Waystar ToyCo
4.5 Lamar Jackson Anxious Sheepherder 2
4.6 Rashee Rice It's Pronounced FAAB
4.7 Emeka Egbuka The Duke of East Orange
4.8 DeVonta Smith The Problem with Rob Manfred
4.9 Ladd McConkey 877-FAAB-NOW
4.10 J.K. Dobbins Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
4.11 Tetairoa McMillan Old Klomp$ Kenobi
4.12 Zay Flowers $10 FAAB Footlong
Round 5 12 picks
5.1 Josh Jacobs $10 FAAB Footlong
5.2 Garrett Wilson Old Klomp$ Kenobi
5.3 Jameson Williams Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
5.4 Rhamondre Stevenson 877-FAAB-NOW
5.5 Jaylen Waddle West Coast CJs
5.6 Tony Pollard The Duke of East Orange
5.7 Davante Adams It's Pronounced FAAB
5.8 DJ Moore Anxious Sheepherder 2
5.9 TreVeyon Henderson Waystar ToyCo
5.10 Drake Maye K$ Temp Agency
5.11 Tyler Warren The Problem with Rob Manfred
5.12 Tee Higgins Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 6 12 picks
6.1 Jaylen Warren Calm down Greg, it's Softball
6.2 Luther Burden III The Problem with Rob Manfred
6.3 Rico Dowdle K$ Temp Agency
6.4 MarShawn Lloyd Waystar ToyCo
6.5 Jonathon Brooks Anxious Sheepherder 2
6.6 Rome Odunze It's Pronounced FAAB
6.7 Jayden Daniels The Duke of East Orange
6.8 Terry McLaurin West Coast CJs
6.9 Blake Corum 877-FAAB-NOW
6.10 Christian Watson Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
6.11 Jalen Hurts Old Klomp$ Kenobi
6.12 Chuba Hubbard The Problem with Rob Manfred
Round 7 12 picks
7.1 Parker Washington $10 FAAB Footlong
7.2 Tucker Kraft Old Klomp$ Kenobi
7.3 Kyle Monangai Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
7.4 Joe Burrow 877-FAAB-NOW
7.5 Sam LaPorta West Coast CJs
7.6 Jacory Croskey-Merritt The Duke of East Orange
7.7 Mike Evans It's Pronounced FAAB
7.8 Jordan Mason Anxious Sheepherder 2
7.9 Carnell Tate Waystar ToyCo
7.10 Marvin Harrison Jr. K$ Temp Agency
7.11 De'Zhaun Stribling The Problem with Rob Manfred
7.12 Dak Prescott Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 8 12 picks
8.1 Brian Thomas Jr. Calm down Greg, it's Softball
8.2 Alec Pierce $10 FAAB Footlong
8.3 Kyle Pitts Sr. K$ Temp Agency
8.4 Harold Fannin Jr. Waystar ToyCo
8.5 George Kittle Anxious Sheepherder 2
8.6 Caleb Williams It's Pronounced FAAB
8.7 Courtland Sutton The Duke of East Orange
8.8 Jaxson Dart West Coast CJs
8.9 Chris Godwin Jr. 877-FAAB-NOW
8.10 Michael Wilson Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
8.11 Quentin Johnston Old Klomp$ Kenobi
8.12 DK Metcalf West Coast CJs
Round 9 12 picks
9.1 Aaron Jones Sr. $10 FAAB Footlong
9.2 Chris Rodriguez Jr. Old Klomp$ Kenobi
9.3 Kenny Gainwell Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
9.4 RJ Harvey 877-FAAB-NOW
9.5 Isaiah Likely West Coast CJs
9.6 Travis Kelce The Duke of East Orange
9.7 Dallas Goedert It's Pronounced FAAB
9.8 Woody Marks Anxious Sheepherder 2
9.9 Trevor Lawrence Waystar ToyCo
9.10 Rachaad White K$ Temp Agency
9.11 Zach Charbonnet The Problem with Rob Manfred
9.12 Mark Andrews Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 10 12 picks
10.1 Tyler Allgeier Calm down Greg, it's Softball
10.2 Justin Herbert The Problem with Rob Manfred
10.3 Mike Washington Jr. K$ Temp Agency
10.4 Brian Robinson Jr. Waystar ToyCo
10.5 Jonah Coleman Anxious Sheepherder 2
10.6 Kaelon Black It's Pronounced FAAB
10.7 Najee Harris The Duke of East Orange
10.8 Wan'Dale Robinson West Coast CJs
10.9 KC Concepcion 877-FAAB-NOW
10.10 Deebo Samuel Sr. Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
10.11 Michael Pittman Jr. Old Klomp$ Kenobi
10.12 Matthew Golden $10 FAAB Footlong
Round 11 12 picks
11.1 Braelon Allen $10 FAAB Footlong
11.2 Makai Lemon Old Klomp$ Kenobi
11.3 Matthew Stafford Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
11.4 Tank Bigsby 877-FAAB-NOW
11.5 Jordan Addison West Coast CJs
11.6 Samaje Perine The Duke of East Orange
11.7 Stefon Diggs It's Pronounced FAAB
11.8 Tyjae Spears Anxious Sheepherder 2
11.9 Broncos D/ST Waystar ToyCo
11.10 Josh Downs K$ Temp Agency
11.11 Ray Davis The Problem with Rob Manfred
11.12 Xavier Worthy Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 12 12 picks
12.1 Keaton Mitchell Calm down Greg, it's Softball
12.2 Jalen Coker The Problem with Rob Manfred
12.3 Emmett Johnson K$ Temp Agency
12.4 Jakobi Meyers Waystar ToyCo
12.5 Jordyn Tyson Anxious Sheepherder 2
12.6 Dylan Sampson It's Pronounced FAAB
12.7 Jalen McMillan The Duke of East Orange
12.8 Jalen Nailor West Coast CJs
12.9 Chris Bell 877-FAAB-NOW
12.10 Romeo Doubs Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
12.11 Tyrone Tracy Jr. Old Klomp$ Kenobi
12.12 Isiah Pacheco $10 FAAB Footlong
Round 13 12 picks
13.1 Steelers D/ST $10 FAAB Footlong
13.2 Rams D/ST Old Klomp$ Kenobi
13.3 Texans D/ST Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
13.4 Keenan Allen 877-FAAB-NOW
13.5 Seahawks D/ST West Coast CJs
13.6 Justice Hill The Duke of East Orange
13.7 Malik Davis It's Pronounced FAAB
13.8 Ravens D/ST Anxious Sheepherder 2
13.9 Bo Nix Waystar ToyCo
13.10 Tre Tucker K$ Temp Agency
13.11 Jacob Saylors The Problem with Rob Manfred
13.12 Eagles D/ST Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 14 12 picks
14.1 Rashid Shaheed Calm down Greg, it's Softball
14.2 Jaguars D/ST The Problem with Rob Manfred
14.3 Chargers D/ST K$ Temp Agency
14.4 Jaylen Wright Waystar ToyCo
14.5 Jayden Reed Anxious Sheepherder 2
14.6 Patriots D/ST It's Pronounced FAAB
14.7 Lions D/ST The Duke of East Orange
14.8 Khalil Shakir West Coast CJs
14.9 Ja'Kobi Lane 877-FAAB-NOW
14.10 Brock Purdy Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
14.11 Dalton Kincaid Old Klomp$ Kenobi
14.12 Terrance Ferguson $10 FAAB Footlong
Round 15 12 picks
15.1 Calvin Ridley $10 FAAB Footlong
15.2 Adonai Mitchell Old Klomp$ Kenobi
15.3 Juwan Johnson Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
15.4 Kyler Murray 877-FAAB-NOW
15.5 George Holani West Coast CJs
15.6 James Conner The Duke of East Orange
15.7 Patrick Mahomes It's Pronounced FAAB
15.8 Malik Willis Anxious Sheepherder 2
15.9 Alvin Kamara Waystar ToyCo
15.10 Denzel Boston K$ Temp Agency
15.11 Caleb Douglas The Problem with Rob Manfred
15.12 Chris Brooks Calm down Greg, it's Softball
Round 16 12 picks
16.1 Jake Ferguson Calm down Greg, it's Softball
16.2 Kimani Vidal The Problem with Rob Manfred
16.3 Baker Mayfield K$ Temp Agency
16.4 Kenyon Sadiq Waystar ToyCo
16.5 Dontayvion Wicks Anxious Sheepherder 2
16.6 Titans D/ST It's Pronounced FAAB
16.7 Ollie Gordon II The Duke of East Orange
16.8 Malachi Fields West Coast CJs
16.9 Browns D/ST 877-FAAB-NOW
16.10 Darren Waller Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
16.11 Kayshon Boutte Old Klomp$ Kenobi
16.12 Isaac TeSlaa $10 FAAB Footlong
Steal of the draft
Christian Watson
Round 6, pick 10 · Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
26.7reg-season pts
Bust of the draft
Quinshon Judkins
Round 3, pick 3 · Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
5.0reg-season pts
Week by week
Regular season
Week 1
- Calm down Greg, it's Softball 82.9 - 134.2 $10 FAAB Footlong
- The Problem with Rob Manfred 111.8 - 66.3 877-FAAB-NOW
- Anxious Sheepherder 2 111.7 - 130.3 It's Pronounced FAAB
- K$ Temp Agency 85.8 - 67.8 Waystar ToyCo
- The Duke of East Orange 103.9 - 92.5 Old Klomp$ Kenobi
- West Coast CJs 103.9 - 85.9 Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
Week 2
- The Problem with Rob Manfred 0.0 - 0.0 Waystar ToyCo
- West Coast CJs 0.0 - 0.0 Old Klomp$ Kenobi
- K$ Temp Agency 0.0 - 0.0 877-FAAB-NOW
- $10 FAAB Footlong 0.0 - 0.0 Anxious Sheepherder 2
- It's Pronounced FAAB 0.0 - 0.0 Calm down Greg, it's Softball
- The Duke of East Orange 0.0 - 0.0 Personal Foul: Gallery Drop
The 2026 football season hasn’t kicked off yet. Standings, weekly results, and the draft will appear here once they happen.