Kirill Gordeitchik
- Nickname
- Kpop
- Hometown
- Staten Island, NY
- Favorite teams
- Jets, Knicks, Yankees, Chargers
Won the second-ever KLOMP$ in 2013 and a Cornerment belt in 2015, then famously quit the league after the 2016 season. Was mocked relentlessly for it. Those mocks aged well. Within a few years he was practically begging to be let back in, and we begrudgingly opened the door. He's been here ever since, never quite recapturing the 2013 magic.
Year by year
Career: 55-52 · 10343 career points for · 11 seasons
| Year | Team | W-L | PF | KLOMP$ | Cornerment | Honors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | — | — | — | — | 4th | — |
| 2025 | West Coast Customs | 9-6 | 1475.3 | 6th | 4th | — |
| 2024 | Big Tuna and the Jets | 6-8 | 1229.5 | 10th | — | — |
| 2023 | — | — | — | — | 5th | — |
| 2022 | — | — | — | — | 6th | — |
| 2018 | — | — | — | — | 4th | — |
| 2016 | Daks out for Harambe | 6-10 | 1430.3 | 11th | 3rd | — |
| 2015 | Joique's Couch | 6-10 | 1324.7 | 12th | 1st | |
| 2014 | Bang Bus | 10-6 | 1626.7 | 4th | — | |
| 2013 | TEAM Brazzers | 11-4 | 1827.0 | 1st | — | |
| 2012 | Bart Starr | 7-8 | 1429.0 | 9th | — | — |
Head-to-head
Kirill's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 55-52. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.
| Opponent | W-L-T | Win % | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Merry | 6-5 | .545 | 11 |
| Thomas Koslowski | 4-7 | .364 | 11 |
| Matthew Valenti | 6-4 | .600 | 10 |
| Michael Amabile | 5-5 | .500 | 10 |
| Brian Wohlhieter | 4-6 | .400 | 10 |
| Alexandre de La Noue | 5-4 | .556 | 9 |
| Andrew D'Onofrio | 5-4 | .556 | 9 |
| Billy Moran | 2-6 | .250 | 8 |
| Jai Vaze | 4-2 | .667 | 6 |
| Matthew D'Apuzzo | 4-1 | .800 | 5 |
| Thomas Pacelle | 3-1 | .750 | 4 |
| Seattle RB | 2-1 | .667 | 3 |
| Connor Marr | 1-2 | .333 | 3 |
| Eric Leyden | 1-2 | .333 | 3 |
| Kevin Maroney | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Kevin McMurtrie | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Jason Moody | 1-0 | .1000 | 1 |
By his side
Every Cornerment Kirill has shown up to, and the partner he was strapped to for it. Most frequent partner: Eric Leyden (2×).
| Year | Partner | Finish | Belt |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Alexandre de La Noue | 4th | — |
| 2025 | Thomas Koslowski | 4th | — |
| 2023 | Eric Leyden | 5th | — |
| 2022 | Eric Leyden | 6th | — |
| 2018 | Billy Moran | 4th | — |
| 2016 | Michael Amabile | 3rd | — |
| 2015 | Brian Wohlhieter | 1st | |
- Eric Leyden 2× best 5th
- Brian Wohlhieter 1× 1 best 1st
- Michael Amabile 1× best 3rd
- Alexandre de La Noue 1× best 4th
- Thomas Koslowski 1× best 4th
- Billy Moran 1× best 4th