2025

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The big one

Champion

Alexandre de La Noue

Call Me Daddy

Championship game

Alexandre de La Noue

Call Me Daddy

95.60

Billy Moran

Billy's Bud Lattes

80.80

A fourth championship before anyone else got three. Lex rode Jonathan Taylor all year, including in the semis where a late touchdown on Monday Night pulled Lex ahead of Brian. The streak of five new champions is over. Time for others to start catching up.

Hardware

Season awards

Cornerment belt

Michael Amabile Jai Vaze

Top scorer (PF)

Michael Amabile

1556.6 points

Biggest blowout

Call Me Daddy 115.60 def. The Hypocritic Oafs 45.30 (by 70.3, week 8)

2v2 hardware

Cornerment

The 2025 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.

Date: May 3, 2025
Venue: Airbnb
Where: Berlin, NJ

1st

Michael Amabile + Jai Vaze

2nd

Andrew D'Onofrio + Brian Wohlhieter

3rd

Matthew D'Apuzzo + Kevin Merry

4th

Kirill Gordeitchik + Thomas Koslowski

5th

Alexandre de La Noue + Sameer Massand (guest)

6th

Eric Leyden + Billy Moran

Setting the table

Draft

Date: September 3, 2025
Venue: Remote

Round 1 12 picks

1.1 Bijan Robinson Michael Amabile

1.2 Jahmyr Gibbs Jai Vaze

1.3 Saquon Barkley Brian Wohlhieter

1.4 Ja'Marr Chase Andrew D'Onofrio

1.5 Christian McCaffrey Matthew D'Apuzzo

1.6 Justin Jefferson Thomas Koslowski

1.7 Derrick Henry Thomas Pacelle

1.8 Ashton Jeanty Kirill Gordeitchik

1.9 Malik Nabers Eric Leyden

1.10 CeeDee Lamb Billy Moran

1.11 Jonathan Taylor Alexandre de La Noue

1.12 Puka Nacua Thomas Koslowski

Round 2 12 picks

2.1 Josh Jacobs Kevin Merry

2.2 De'Von Achane Kirill Gordeitchik

2.3 Chase Brown Billy Moran

2.4 Bucky Irving Eric Leyden

2.5 Nico Collins Kevin Merry

2.6 Kyren Williams Thomas Pacelle

2.7 James Cook III Kevin Merry

2.8 Brian Thomas Jr. Matthew D'Apuzzo

2.9 Omarion Hampton Andrew D'Onofrio

2.10 Amon-Ra St. Brown Brian Wohlhieter

2.11 A.J. Brown Jai Vaze

2.12 Brock Bowers Michael Amabile

Round 3 12 picks

3.1 Chuba Hubbard Michael Amabile

3.2 Drake London Jai Vaze

3.3 James Conner Brian Wohlhieter

3.4 Jaxon Smith-Njigba Andrew D'Onofrio

3.5 Kenneth Walker III Matthew D'Apuzzo

3.6 TreVeyon Henderson Alexandre de La Noue

3.7 Alvin Kamara Thomas Pacelle

3.8 Lamar Jackson Alexandre de La Noue

3.9 Breece Hall Eric Leyden

3.10 Terry McLaurin Billy Moran

3.11 Josh Allen Kirill Gordeitchik

3.12 Jayden Daniels Kevin Merry

Round 4 12 picks

4.1 D'Andre Swift Thomas Koslowski

4.2 DK Metcalf Kirill Gordeitchik

4.3 Trey McBride Billy Moran

4.4 Tee Higgins Eric Leyden

4.5 George Kittle Alexandre de La Noue

4.6 Ladd McConkey Thomas Pacelle

4.7 Tony Pollard Alexandre de La Noue

4.8 Jalen Hurts Matthew D'Apuzzo

4.9 RJ Harvey Andrew D'Onofrio

4.10 Joe Burrow Brian Wohlhieter

4.11 Tyreek Hill Jai Vaze

4.12 Mike Evans Michael Amabile

Round 5 12 picks

5.1 Davante Adams Michael Amabile

5.2 Isiah Pacheco Jai Vaze

5.3 Marvin Harrison Jr. Brian Wohlhieter

5.4 Garrett Wilson Andrew D'Onofrio

5.5 Tetairoa McMillan Matthew D'Apuzzo

5.6 Patrick Mahomes Thomas Koslowski

5.7 David Montgomery Thomas Pacelle

5.8 Xavier Worthy Alexandre de La Noue

5.9 Baker Mayfield Eric Leyden

5.10 Jameson Williams Billy Moran

5.11 George Pickens Kirill Gordeitchik

5.12 Aaron Jones Sr. Thomas Koslowski

Round 6 12 picks

6.1 Calvin Ridley Kevin Merry

6.2 Courtland Sutton Kirill Gordeitchik

6.3 DeVonta Smith Billy Moran

6.4 Sam LaPorta Eric Leyden

6.5 Jaylen Waddle Alexandre de La Noue

6.6 Zay Flowers Thomas Pacelle

6.7 Tyrone Tracy Jr. Kevin Merry

6.8 Kaleb Johnson Matthew D'Apuzzo

6.9 Austin Ekeler Andrew D'Onofrio

6.10 J.K. Dobbins Brian Wohlhieter

6.11 Matthew Golden Jai Vaze

6.12 Jordan Mason Michael Amabile

Round 7 12 picks

7.1 Jerry Jeudy Michael Amabile

7.2 Jacory Croskey-Merritt Jai Vaze

7.3 Travis Hunter Brian Wohlhieter

7.4 Tyler Warren Andrew D'Onofrio

7.5 DJ Moore Matthew D'Apuzzo

7.6 Javonte Williams Kevin Merry

7.7 Mark Andrews Thomas Pacelle

7.8 David Njoku Kevin Merry

7.9 Jaylen Warren Eric Leyden

7.10 Travis Etienne Jr. Billy Moran

7.11 T.J. Hockenson Kirill Gordeitchik

7.12 Travis Kelce Thomas Koslowski

Round 8 12 picks

8.1 Rome Odunze Thomas Koslowski

8.2 Emeka Egbuka Alexandre de La Noue

8.3 Cam Skattebo Billy Moran

8.4 Ricky Pearsall Eric Leyden

8.5 Rashee Rice Alexandre de La Noue

8.6 Bo Nix Thomas Pacelle

8.7 Deebo Samuel Kevin Merry

8.8 Zach Charbonnet Matthew D'Apuzzo

8.9 Chris Olave Andrew D'Onofrio

8.10 Michael Pittman Jr. Brian Wohlhieter

8.11 Kyler Murray Jai Vaze

8.12 Jordan Addison Michael Amabile

Round 9 12 picks

9.1 Stefon Diggs Michael Amabile

9.2 Rhamondre Stevenson Jai Vaze

9.3 Trey Benson Brian Wohlhieter

9.4 Quinshon Judkins Andrew D'Onofrio

9.5 Tucker Kraft Matthew D'Apuzzo

9.6 Cooper Kupp Thomas Koslowski

9.7 Nick Chubb Thomas Pacelle

9.8 Keon Coleman Kevin Merry

9.9 Tank Bigsby Eric Leyden

9.10 Jerome Ford Billy Moran

9.11 Jauan Jennings Kirill Gordeitchik

9.12 Braelon Allen Thomas Koslowski

Round 10 12 picks

10.1 Jayden Reed Thomas Koslowski

10.2 Ollie Gordon II Kirill Gordeitchik

10.3 Brock Purdy Billy Moran

10.4 Khalil Shakir Eric Leyden

10.5 Josh Downs Kirill Gordeitchik

10.6 Darnell Mooney Thomas Pacelle

10.7 Dylan Sampson Alexandre de La Noue

10.8 Jakobi Meyers Matthew D'Apuzzo

10.9 Dak Prescott Andrew D'Onofrio

10.10 Kyle Pitts Sr. Brian Wohlhieter

10.11 Brian Robinson Jr. Jai Vaze

10.12 Drake Maye Michael Amabile

Round 11 12 picks

11.1 Tyler Allgeier Michael Amabile

11.2 Evan Engram Jai Vaze

11.3 Will Shipley Brian Wohlhieter

11.4 Chris Godwin Jr. Andrew D'Onofrio

11.5 Ray Davis Matthew D'Apuzzo

11.6 Bhayshul Tuten Kevin Merry

11.7 Najee Harris Thomas Pacelle

11.8 Jaydon Blue Alexandre de La Noue

11.9 Rachaad White Eric Leyden

11.10 Marvin Mims Jr. Billy Moran

11.11 Jayden Higgins Kirill Gordeitchik

11.12 Rashid Shaheed Thomas Koslowski

Round 12 12 picks

12.1 Joe Mixon Thomas Koslowski

12.2 Keenan Allen Kirill Gordeitchik

12.3 Justin Fields Billy Moran

12.4 Broncos D/ST Eric Leyden

12.5 Dameon Pierce Alexandre de La Noue

12.6 Christian Kirk Thomas Pacelle

12.7 Texans D/ST Kevin Merry

12.8 Hollywood Brown Matthew D'Apuzzo

12.9 Woody Marks Andrew D'Onofrio

12.10 Ravens D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

12.11 Colston Loveland Jai Vaze

12.12 Joshua Palmer Michael Amabile

Round 13 12 picks

13.1 Cedric Tillman Michael Amabile

13.2 Brandon Aiyuk Jai Vaze

13.3 Wan'Dale Robinson Brian Wohlhieter

13.4 J.J. McCarthy Andrew D'Onofrio

13.5 Steelers D/ST Matthew D'Apuzzo

13.6 Kendre Miller Kevin Merry

13.7 Blake Corum Thomas Pacelle

13.8 Luther Burden III Alexandre de La Noue

13.9 Justice Hill Eric Leyden

13.10 Rico Dowdle Billy Moran

13.11 Brenton Strange Kirill Gordeitchik

13.12 Rashod Bateman Thomas Koslowski

Round 14 12 picks

14.1 Packers D/ST Thomas Koslowski

14.2 Raheem Mostert Kirill Gordeitchik

14.3 Kyle Monangai Billy Moran

14.4 Tre' Harris Eric Leyden

14.5 Chris Rodriguez Jr. Alexandre de La Noue

14.6 Keaton Mitchell Thomas Pacelle

14.7 Amari Cooper Kevin Merry

14.8 Tyjae Spears Matthew D'Apuzzo

14.9 Xavier Legette Andrew D'Onofrio

14.10 Kareem Hunt Brian Wohlhieter

14.11 Vikings D/ST Jai Vaze

14.12 DJ Giddens Michael Amabile

Round 15 12 picks

15.1 Tahj Brooks Michael Amabile

15.2 Justin Herbert Jai Vaze

15.3 Commanders D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

15.4 Dont'e Thornton Jr. Andrew D'Onofrio

15.5 Caleb Williams Matthew D'Apuzzo

15.6 Roschon Johnson Kevin Merry

15.7 Bills D/ST Thomas Pacelle

15.8 Eagles D/ST Alexandre de La Noue

15.9 Romeo Doubs Eric Leyden

15.10 Cardinals D/ST Billy Moran

15.11 Sean Tucker Kirill Gordeitchik

15.12 Emari Demercado Thomas Koslowski

Round 16 12 picks

16.1 Devin Singletary Thomas Koslowski

16.2 Lions D/ST Kirill Gordeitchik

16.3 DeMario Douglas Billy Moran

16.4 Isaiah Likely Eric Leyden

16.5 Elic Ayomanor Alexandre de La Noue

16.6 Patriots D/ST Thomas Pacelle

16.7 Jordan Love Kevin Merry

16.8 Kyle Williams Matthew D'Apuzzo

16.9 Jets D/ST Andrew D'Onofrio

16.10 Harold Fannin Jr. Brian Wohlhieter

16.11 49ers D/ST Jai Vaze

16.12 Seahawks D/ST Michael Amabile

This year’s rosters

Teams

Burgers and Snackquisitions

The Last of the Mokickans

London Bridge is Falling Brown

12-team league

Standings

#	Team	Owner	W-L	PF	PA	Division
1st	Call Me Daddy	Alexandre de La Noue	11-5	1505.0	1399.4	East
2nd	Billy's Bud Lattes	Billy Moran	10-6	1544.3	1452.8	West
3rd	Brock's Onix	Michael Amabile	9-7	1556.6	1491.5	East
4th	Burgers and Snackquisitions	Brian Wohlhieter	9-7	1355.4	1303.0	East
5th	It's you! McCuffin!	Matthew D'Apuzzo	8-7	1383.4	1293.1	West
6th	West Coast Customs	Kirill Gordeitchik	9-6	1475.3	1363.4	West
7th	The Last of the Mokickans	Kevin Merry	7-7	1302.0	1362.2	West
8th	Retvrn to Tradition	Thomas Koslowski	7-7	1213.8	1181.9	East
9th	The Hypocritic Oafs	Andrew D'Onofrio	5-9	1333.9	1374.4	East
10th	London Bridge is Falling Brown	Jai Vaze	4-10	1219.4	1381.8	East
11th	Double Flex Hex	Thomas Pacelle	5-9	1148.9	1271.2	West
12th	Chat GPawlT	Eric Leyden	5-9	1161.1	1324.4	West