Connor Marr
- Nickname
- Mare
- Hometown
- Pasadena, CA
- Favorite teams
- Cowboys, Pelicans, Bruins
The new commissioner, with two West banners in his playing days and a string of mid-tier finishes. Now running the league instead of trying to win it, arguably his best position. Has the distinct honor of being the only commissioner in league history who would rather be at a Sondheim revival than a Sunday afternoon kickoff.
Year by year
Career: 58-77 · 12337 career points for · 11 seasons
| Year | Team | W-L | PF | KLOMP$ | Cornerment | Honors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | — | — | — | — | 2nd | — |
| 2024 | — | — | — | — | 5th | — |
| 2023 | I got FAAB on the brain | 9-6 | 1466.2 | 3rd | 6th | |
| 2022 | What We Do In the Endzones | 3-11 | 1219.3 | 10th | 3rd | — |
| 2021 | Dangerous Nights Crew | 9-7 | 1503.6 | 3rd | 5th | — |
| 2020 | Gobbling Up Your PF | 5-8 | 1173.3 | 8th | — | — |
| 2019 | Ray Kelly Amount of Tuna | 6-8 | 1281.5 | 6th | 3rd | — |
| 2018 | No Ticket?! No Landry! | 2-14 | 1436.5 | 12th | — | — |
| 2017 | Dak Knight Falls | 8-8 | 1288.5 | 8th | — | — |
| 2016 | Dak Knight Rises | 10-5 | 1555.9 | 2nd | — | — |
| 2015 | Christinith (Place Holder) | 6-10 | 1412.4 | 11th | — | — |
Head-to-head
Connor's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 58-77. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.
| Opponent | W-L-T | Win % | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Merry | 8-11 | .421 | 19 |
| Michael Amabile | 5-9 | .357 | 14 |
| Andrew D'Onofrio | 7-6 | .538 | 13 |
| Thomas Pacelle | 4-9 | .308 | 13 |
| Matthew D'Apuzzo | 4-7 | .364 | 11 |
| Alexandre de La Noue | 3-8 | .273 | 11 |
| Brian Wohlhieter | 2-8 | .200 | 10 |
| Billy Moran | 8-1 | .889 | 9 |
| Thomas Koslowski | 6-3 | .667 | 9 |
| Jai Vaze | 2-7 | .222 | 9 |
| Eric Leyden | 4-3 | .571 | 7 |
| Alex Jacob | 2-2 | .500 | 4 |
| Kirill Gordeitchik | 2-1 | .667 | 3 |
| Matthew Valenti | 1-2 | .333 | 3 |
By his side
Every Cornerment Connor has shown up to, and the partner he was strapped to for it. Most frequent partner: Michael Amabile (2×).
| Year | Partner | Finish | Belt |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | Guest (guest) | 2nd | — |
| 2024 | — | 5th | — |
| 2023 | Michael Amabile | 6th | — |
| 2022 | Kevin Merry | 3rd | — |
| 2021 | Thomas Pacelle | 5th | — |
| 2019 | Michael Amabile | 3rd | — |
- Michael Amabile 2× best 3rd
- Kevin Merry 1× best 3rd
- Thomas Pacelle 1× best 5th