Every KLOMP$ champion since the league's first draft in 2012. Click an owner to see their full career.
"Call Me Daddy"
A fourth championship before anyone else got three. Lex rode Jonathan Taylor all year, including in the semis where a late touchdown on Monday Night pulled Lex ahead of Brian. The streak of five new champions is over. Time for others to start catching up.
"White Dudes for Kamara"
For the fifth consecutive year, we have a first-time Champion! Mike had a dominant campaign, having the best regular season record before winning each playoff game by 20+ points. A well-deserved first championship for a 3-time division winner.
"Bengals & Tomatoes (Sliced)"
After 12 long years, one of the league's founding members finally got his crown. For most of the championship it looked like Pazzo had it in the bag, but Butker the kicker flipped the script with 24 pts late. Surely the sole reason why he made the news in 2024.
"This Is Crema"
Assisted by his sous-chef, Kirill, Pawl cooked up great dishes all season long. From the key selection of delicious Chubb(y) Brown ingredients to the trade for a new Cook, all went to perfection. Well almost, as the final vs. Merry was cut short, bringing controversy.
"The Boston Bang Maids"
End-to-end domination. After a week 2 loss to Mr. D'Onofrio's squad, TBBM won 14 in a row on their way to a West crown and a league championship. Pundits will remember that Brian would have stolen the crown at the last second without a QB blunder.
"Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise"
Finally. After capturing three East banners, winning a Corner'ment and going through countless first-round playoff losses, Seal won the big one. Truth is, he did it almost easily, going 11-2 in the regular season before winning both playoff matchups by more than 25.
"Fat Lex"
We got a repeat champion! After a decent regular season, the Lamar Jackson-led team stepped it up in the playoffs, averaging 124.6 points per week, and gave Lex his third title in four years. For his second championship appearance, Merry fell again just short.
"It's Spelled Tartare"
While Merry fully dominated the regular season (ending it 12-1), a different juggernaut emerged in the playoffs. Carried by Aaron Rodgers and Derrick Henry, Lex's team scored league-wide highs in the semis and finals on its way to a second title.
"When's The Hunt?"
The bridesmaid finally became a bride. After two recent championship losses to Shark and Mr. D'Onofrio, Billy finally broke the streak. A close 10-point win against newcomer AJ is all it took to finally get to bring the trophy home to Connecticut.
"Limpid Clock Back View"
Limpid Clock Back View (a name picked by Jai after a non-sober bet) got hot at the right time. Scorching hot in fact, as Lex's team averaged over 120 points per game in the playoffs. In his second year, Connor made it all the way to the championship.
"Maclin On Your Gurley"
Staten Island, a.k.a. Title Town is on top again! Week 13 saw a win-and-in matchup between the SI Boys. Comfortable winner, Andy carried his momentum into the playoffs, where he continued to score 108+ points and eventually beat Billy, the back-to-back runner-up.
"Little Jerry Seinfeld"
2014 was Shark's year. Not only did he lead the league's incredibly successful expansion to 12 teams, but he also became the first two-time KLOMP$ champion at the outset of a Moran vs. The Shark championship that beat all rating records.
"Team Brazzers"
After a semi in which he coached Jamaal Charles to a 55-point week, and a championship where he overtook the Lord of Sealand, Kirill brought the title (and nothing else, as the league winnings were lost) home to Staten Island. For the love of the game.
"Skip to my Lucy Zheng"
Who else? The first edition of the greatest fantasy league of all time had to be won by the world's most reputable man. Although the championship wasn't particularly close, with Shark beating Lex 254-159, it essentially kicked off The Granddaddy Of Them All.
