Kevin McMurtrie
- Nickname
- Murt
- Hometown
- Ramsey, NJ
- Favorite teams
- Eagles, Rangers
Played the 2013 season, finished 7th, then quietly exited. Cursed with 'McMurtrie Luck,' a documented condition in which everything that can go wrong does, with a kind of slapstick precision. The league still believes the curse is real and possibly contagious.
By the numbers
Career highlights
Longest win streak
3 games
2013 wk 13–15
Longest losing streak
8 games
2013 wk 5–12
Points per game
103.9
15 regular-season games
Season history
Year by year
Career: 6-9 · 1559 career points for · 1 seasons
| Year | Team | W-L | PF | KLOMP$ | Cornerment | Honors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013 | My Entire Team Fucked Me | 6-9 | 1559.0 | 7th | — | — |
Owner vs owner
Head-to-head
Kevin's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 6-9. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.
| Opponent | W-L-T | Win % | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| Seattle RB | 2-0 | .1000 | 2 |
| Kevin Merry | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Michael Amabile | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Kirill Gordeitchik | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Andrew D'Onofrio | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Matthew Valenti | 0-2 | .000 | 2 |
| Thomas Koslowski | 0-1 | .000 | 1 |
| Alexandre de La Noue | 0-1 | .000 | 1 |
| Billy Moran | 0-1 | .000 | 1 |