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Matthew Valenti

Nickname
Valenti
Hometown
Havertown, PA
Favorite teams
Eagles, Phillies, 76ers, Flyers

Five-season Lehigh-era staple from 2012 to 2016. Top-three in the inaugural KLOMP$. Drifted away when the league grew up. Spends his retirement years gardening, which is somehow the most predictable thing about him.

Season history

Year by year

Career: 35-43-1 · 7269 career points for · 5 seasons

Year Team W-L PF KLOMP$ Cornerment Honors
2016 If You Give A Shark A Cookie 8-8 1430.3 7th 5th
2015 A Dream Deferred 6-10 1374.0 8th 5th
2014 TaxationWithout Representation 5-12 1472.6 10th
2013 I AM FAT 8-6-1 1590.0 2nd
2012 Team Koslowski 8-7 1402.0 3rd
Owner vs owner

Head-to-head

Matthew's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 35-43. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.

Opponent W-L-T Win % Games
Kevin Merry 6-6 .500 12
Kirill Gordeitchik 4-6 .400 10
Alexandre de La Noue 2-7 .222 9
Michael Amabile 5-3 .625 8
Thomas Koslowski 2-4-1 .333 7
Brian Wohlhieter 3-3 .500 6
Billy Moran 4-1 .800 5
Andrew D'Onofrio 1-4 .200 5
Matthew D'Apuzzo 2-2 .500 4
Connor Marr 2-1 .667 3
Jai Vaze 1-2 .333 3
Kevin McMurtrie 2-0 .1000 2
Kevin Maroney 1-1 .500 2
Seattle RB 0-2 .000 2
Jason Moody 0-1 .000 1
Cornerment partners

By his side

Every Cornerment Matthew has shown up to, and the partner he was strapped to for it.

Year Partner Finish Belt
2016 Billy Moran 5th
2015 Andrew D'Onofrio 5th
Most-paired partners