2014

KLOMP$$$

The big one

Champion

Little Jerry Seinfeld

2014 was Shark's year. Not only did he lead the league's incredibly successful expansion to 12 teams, but he also became the first two-time KLOMP$ champion at the outset of a Moran vs. The Shark championship that beat all rating records.

Hardware

Season awards

Biggest blowout

Bang Bus 158.00 def. Fantasy Foosball 34.90 (by 123.1, week 14)

Setting the table

Draft

Date: August 16, 2014
Venue: Billy Moran's Dad's Apartment
Where: New York, NY

Round 1 12 picks

1.1 LeSean McCoy Kevin Merry

1.2 Jamaal Charles Alexandre de La Noue

1.3 Adrian Peterson Thomas Koslowski

1.4 Marshawn Lynch Jason Moody

1.5 Matt Forte Matthew Valenti

1.6 Peyton Manning Brian Wohlhieter

1.7 Calvin Johnson Jai Vaze

1.8 Eddie Lacy Michael Amabile

1.9 Jimmy Graham Matthew D'Apuzzo

1.10 Arian Foster Andrew D'Onofrio

1.11 DeMarco Murray Billy Moran

1.12 Aaron Rodgers Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 2 12 picks

2.1 A.J. Green Kirill Gordeitchik

2.2 Montee Ball Billy Moran

2.3 Drew Brees Andrew D'Onofrio

2.4 Doug Martin Matthew D'Apuzzo

2.5 Zac Stacy Michael Amabile

2.6 Demaryius Thomas Jai Vaze

2.7 Dez Bryant Brian Wohlhieter

2.8 Julio Jones Matthew Valenti

2.9 Brandon Marshall Jason Moody

2.10 Le'Veon Bell Thomas Koslowski

2.11 Giovani Bernard Alexandre de La Noue

2.12 Alfred Morris Kevin Merry

Round 3 12 picks

3.1 Reggie Bush Kevin Merry

3.2 Jordy Nelson Alexandre de La Noue

3.3 Rob Gronkowski Thomas Koslowski

3.4 Julius Thomas Jason Moody

3.5 Alshon Jeffery Matthew Valenti

3.6 Frank Gore Brian Wohlhieter

3.7 C.J. Spiller Jai Vaze

3.8 Antonio Brown Michael Amabile

3.9 Andre Johnson Matthew D'Apuzzo

3.10 Vincent Jackson Andrew D'Onofrio

3.11 Randall Cobb Billy Moran

3.12 Larry Fitzgerald Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 4 12 picks

4.1 Andre Ellington Kirill Gordeitchik

4.2 Ben Tate Billy Moran

4.3 DeSean Jackson Andrew D'Onofrio

4.4 Victor Cruz Matthew D'Apuzzo

4.5 Keenan Allen Michael Amabile

4.6 Trent Richardson Jai Vaze

4.7 Dennis Pitta Brian Wohlhieter

4.8 Rashad Jennings Matthew Valenti

4.9 Cam Newton Jason Moody

4.10 Andrew Luck Thomas Koslowski

4.11 Michael Crabtree Alexandre de La Noue

4.12 Chris Johnson Kevin Merry

Round 5 12 picks

5.1 T.Y. Hilton Kevin Merry

5.2 Jordan Cameron Alexandre de La Noue

5.3 Seahawks D/ST Thomas Koslowski

5.4 Toby Gerhart Jason Moody

5.5 Pierre Garcon Matthew Valenti

5.6 Wes Welker Brian Wohlhieter

5.7 Vernon Davis Jai Vaze

5.8 Ryan Mathews Michael Amabile

5.9 Matthew Stafford Matthew D'Apuzzo

5.10 Steven Jackson Andrew D'Onofrio

5.11 Roddy White Billy Moran

5.12 Bishop Sankey Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 6 12 picks

6.1 Torrey Smith Kirill Gordeitchik

6.2 Joique Bell Billy Moran

6.3 Ray Rice Andrew D'Onofrio

6.4 Stevan Ridley Matthew D'Apuzzo

6.5 Robert Griffin Michael Amabile

6.6 Nick Foles Jai Vaze

6.7 Shane Vereen Brian Wohlhieter

6.8 Percy Harvin Matthew Valenti

6.9 Julian Edelman Jason Moody

6.10 Reggie Wayne Thomas Koslowski

6.11 Michael Floyd Alexandre de La Noue

6.12 Colin Kaepernick Kevin Merry

Round 7 12 picks

7.1 Sammy Watkins Kevin Merry

7.2 Matt Ryan Alexandre de La Noue

7.3 Emmanuel Sanders Thomas Koslowski

7.4 Mike Wallace Jason Moody

7.5 Maurice Jones-Drew Matthew Valenti

7.6 Panthers D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

7.7 Tom Brady Jai Vaze

7.8 Jason Witten Michael Amabile

7.9 Golden Tate Matthew D'Apuzzo

7.10 Jeremy Maclin Andrew D'Onofrio

7.11 Cordarrelle Patterson Billy Moran

7.12 Greg Olsen Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 8 12 picks

8.1 Lamar Miller Kirill Gordeitchik

8.2 Russell Wilson Billy Moran

8.3 Fred Jackson Andrew D'Onofrio

8.4 49ers D/ST Matthew D'Apuzzo

8.5 Pierre Thomas Michael Amabile

8.6 Marques Colston Jai Vaze

8.7 Knowshon Moreno Brian Wohlhieter

8.8 Tony Romo Matthew Valenti

8.9 Dwayne Bowe Jason Moody

8.10 Darren Sproles Thomas Koslowski

8.11 Kendall Wright Alexandre de La Noue

8.12 Kyle Rudolph Kevin Merry

Round 9 12 picks

9.1 Eric Decker Kevin Merry

9.2 Bernard Pierce Alexandre de La Noue

9.3 Darren McFadden Thomas Koslowski

9.4 Riley Cooper Jason Moody

9.5 Jordan Reed Matthew Valenti

9.6 Anquan Boldin Brian Wohlhieter

9.7 DeAngelo Williams Jai Vaze

9.8 Terrance Williams Michael Amabile

9.9 Danny Amendola Matthew D'Apuzzo

9.10 Danny Woodhead Andrew D'Onofrio

9.11 Cecil Shorts III Billy Moran

9.12 Hakeem Nicks Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 10 12 picks

10.1 Andre Williams Kirill Gordeitchik

10.2 Zach Ertz Billy Moran

10.3 DeAndre Hopkins Andrew D'Onofrio

10.4 Philip Rivers Matthew D'Apuzzo

10.5 Broncos D/ST Michael Amabile

10.6 Patriots D/ST Jai Vaze

10.7 Jeremy Hill Brian Wohlhieter

10.8 Khiry Robinson Matthew Valenti

10.9 Jay Cutler Jason Moody

10.10 Steve Smith Sr. Thomas Koslowski

10.11 Terrance West Alexandre de La Noue

10.12 Cardinals D/ST Kevin Merry

Round 11 12 picks

11.1 James Starks Kevin Merry

11.2 Kelvin Benjamin Alexandre de La Noue

11.3 LeGarrette Blount Thomas Koslowski

11.4 Bengals D/ST Jason Moody

11.5 Knile Davis Matthew Valenti

11.6 Mike Evans Brian Wohlhieter

11.7 Rueben Randle Jai Vaze

11.8 Chris Ivory Michael Amabile

11.9 Jonathan Stewart Matthew D'Apuzzo

11.10 Ben Roethlisberger Andrew D'Onofrio

11.11 Tre Mason Billy Moran

11.12 Johnny Manziel Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 12 12 picks

12.1 Chiefs D/ST Kirill Gordeitchik

12.2 Andy Dalton Billy Moran

12.3 Charles Clay Andrew D'Onofrio

12.4 Justin Hunter Matthew D'Apuzzo

12.5 Mark Ingram Michael Amabile

12.6 Josh McCown Jai Vaze

12.7 Justin Tucker Brian Wohlhieter

12.8 Brandin Cooks Matthew Valenti

12.9 Stevie Johnson Jason Moody

12.10 Matt Prater Thomas Koslowski

12.11 Greg Jennings Alexandre de La Noue

12.12 Mason Crosby Kevin Merry

Round 13 12 picks

13.1 Tavon Austin Kevin Merry

13.2 Shonn Greene Alexandre de La Noue

13.3 Martellus Bennett Thomas Koslowski

13.4 Antonio Gates Jason Moody

13.5 Rams D/ST Matthew Valenti

13.6 Ryan Tannehill Brian Wohlhieter

13.7 Robbie Gould Jai Vaze

13.8 Delanie Walker Michael Amabile

13.9 Stephen Gostkowski Matthew D'Apuzzo

13.10 Bills D/ST Andrew D'Onofrio

13.11 C.J. Anderson Billy Moran

13.12 Steven Hauschka Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 14 12 picks

14.1 Phil Dawson Kirill Gordeitchik

14.2 Carlos Hyde Billy Moran

14.3 Roy Helu Andrew D'Onofrio

14.4 James Jones Matthew D'Apuzzo

14.5 Blair Walsh Michael Amabile

14.6 Brian Hartline Jai Vaze

14.7 Heath Miller Brian Wohlhieter

14.8 Carson Palmer Matthew Valenti

14.9 Christine Michael Jason Moody

14.10 Alex Smith Thomas Koslowski

14.11 Andrew Hawkins Alexandre de La Noue

14.12 Brandon LaFell Kevin Merry

Round 15 12 picks

15.1 Ladarius Green Kevin Merry

15.2 Browns D/ST Alexandre de La Noue

15.3 Mike Williams Thomas Koslowski

15.4 Josh Scobee Jason Moody

15.5 Jarrett Boykin Matthew Valenti

15.6 Markus Wheaton Brian Wohlhieter

15.7 Coby Fleener Jai Vaze

15.8 Joe Flacco Michael Amabile

15.9 Doug Baldwin Matthew D'Apuzzo

15.10 Jerricho Cotchery Andrew D'Onofrio

15.11 Buccaneers D/ST Billy Moran

15.12 Kenbrell Thompkins Kirill Gordeitchik

Round 16 12 picks

16.1 BenJarvus Green-Ellis Kirill Gordeitchik

16.2 Nick Novak Billy Moran

16.3 Adam Vinatieri Andrew D'Onofrio

16.4 Eddie Royal Matthew D'Apuzzo

16.5 Latavius Murray Michael Amabile

16.6 Eli Manning Jai Vaze

16.7 Colts D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

16.8 Nick Folk Matthew Valenti

16.9 Donald Brown Jason Moody

16.10 Odell Beckham Jr. Thomas Koslowski

16.11 Dan Bailey Alexandre de La Noue

16.12 Jacquizz Rodgers Kevin Merry

This year’s rosters

Teams

Thomas Koslowski

Little Jerry Seinfeld

Billy Moran

Chicken Run: A Matt Roth Story

Entrappted with Sean Connery

Kevin Merry

Jacquizz On Your Face

Matthew Valenti

TaxationWithout Representation

12-team league

Standings

#	Team	Owner	W-L	PF	PA	Division
1st	Little Jerry Seinfeld	Thomas Koslowski	13-4	1592.5	1489.4	East
2nd	Chicken Run: A Matt Roth Story	Billy Moran	11-6	1609.7	1637.4	West
3rd	Barrack YoMama	Brian Wohlhieter	12-4	1585.2	1378.5	East
4th	Bang Bus	Kirill Gordeitchik	10-6	1626.7	1475.3	West
5th	Fantasy Foosball	Michael Amabile	9-8	1407.6	1441.0	East
6th	The Jackson 4	Andrew D'Onofrio	8-9	1639.4	1524.5	East
7th	Did I Stutter?	Alexandre de La Noue	10-7	1781.2	1572.1	East
8th	Entrappted with Sean Connery	Jason Moody	6-11	1411.1	1554.4	West
9th	Jacquizz On Your Face	Kevin Merry	7-10	1579.1	1568.2	West
10th	TaxationWithout Representation	Matthew Valenti	5-12	1472.6	1649.5	West
11th	Neopolitano Ramona	Jai Vaze	6-11	1413.2	1623.2	East
12th	Dirty Dogs	Matthew D'Apuzzo	4-13	1380.7	1585.4	West