Jai Vaze
- Nickname
- Seal
- Hometown
- Philadelphia, PA
- Favorite teams
- Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers
Five Cornerment belts (2018, 2021, 2023, 2024, 2025), including a three-peat from 2023 to 2025 nobody has matched, and a 2020 championship that the rest of the league still cheerfully refers to as a 'Mickey Mouse' title because it happened during the COVID year. He doesn't argue with this assessment so much as live with it. The only owner with more belts than rings has it absolutely backwards. The undisputed corners champion.
Year by year
Career: 96-85 · 17005 career points for · 12 seasons
| Year | Team | W-L | PF | KLOMP$ | Cornerment | Honors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | London Bridge is Falling Brown | 4-10 | 1219.4 | 10th | 1st | |
| 2024 | Concepts of an IR Spot | 8-8 | 1567.5 | 3rd | 1st | |
| 2023 | The Solution is Not Dilution | 6-8 | 1228.1 | 12th | 1st | |
| 2022 | Dr. Gurian and A$sociates | 8-7 | 1464.4 | 6th | 2nd | — |
| 2021 | The SUNY Email Hacks | 8-7 | 1394.3 | 5th | 1st | |
| 2020 | Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise | 13-2 | 1580.1 | 1st | — | |
| 2019 | Hot Seal Summer | 5-8 | 1154.5 | 12th | 2nd | — |
| 2018 | In My Sealings | 11-5 | 1637.6 | 3rd | 1st | |
| 2017 | Seal Team $ix: Lone Seal | 7-9 | 1390.8 | 6th | 4th | — |
| 2016 | Oceans 14: A Seal's Revenge | 9-6 | 1539.7 | 4th | 2nd | |
| 2015 | Keely Jones Inc. | 11-4 | 1415.1 | 4th | 2nd | |
| 2014 | Neopolitano Ramona | 6-11 | 1413.2 | 11th | — | — |
Head-to-head
Jai's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 96-85. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.
| Opponent | W-L-T | Win % | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| Andrew D'Onofrio | 17-10 | .630 | 27 |
| Alexandre de La Noue | 10-14 | .417 | 24 |
| Matthew D'Apuzzo | 11-6 | .647 | 17 |
| Kevin Merry | 9-7 | .563 | 16 |
| Michael Amabile | 5-10 | .333 | 15 |
| Billy Moran | 6-8 | .429 | 14 |
| Thomas Koslowski | 9-3 | .750 | 12 |
| Brian Wohlhieter | 6-6 | .500 | 12 |
| Thomas Pacelle | 6-6 | .500 | 12 |
| Connor Marr | 7-2 | .778 | 9 |
| Eric Leyden | 6-3 | .667 | 9 |
| Kirill Gordeitchik | 2-4 | .333 | 6 |
| Matthew Valenti | 2-1 | .667 | 3 |
| Alex Jacob | 0-3 | .000 | 3 |
| Jason Moody | 0-2 | .000 | 2 |
By his side
Every Cornerment Jai has shown up to, and the partner he was strapped to for it. Most frequent partner: Brian Wohlhieter (3×, 2 belts).
| Year | Partner | Finish | Belt |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Michael Amabile | 1st | |
| 2024 | Kevin Merry | 1st | |
| 2023 | Matthew D'Apuzzo | 1st | |
| 2022 | Thomas Pacelle | 2nd | — |
| 2021 | Brian Wohlhieter | 1st | |
| 2019 | Brian Wohlhieter | 2nd | — |
| 2018 | Brian Wohlhieter | 1st | |
| 2017 | Thomas Koslowski | 4th | — |
| 2016 | Andrew D'Onofrio | 2nd | — |
| 2015 | Billy Moran | 2nd | — |
- Brian Wohlhieter 3× 2 best 1st
- Michael Amabile 1× 1 best 1st
- Kevin Merry 1× 1 best 1st
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 1× 1 best 1st
- Thomas Pacelle 1× best 2nd
- Andrew D'Onofrio 1× best 2nd
- Billy Moran 1× best 2nd
- Thomas Koslowski 1× best 4th