Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Nickname
- Pazzo
- Hometown
- Scoth Plains, NJ
- Favorite teams
- Giants, Yankees, Devils
One Cornerment belt and one West banner. The 2023 belt is real consolation for someone who has finished top-4 multiple times but never closed the deal. Famously missed the 2026 Cornerment because his dad was retiring at some point that same year, a reason the league has, to this day, refused to accept as legitimate. We will be making fun of this excuse for the next decade.
Year by year
Career: 93-92 · 17475 career points for · 12 seasons
| Year | Team | W-L | PF | KLOMP$ | Cornerment | Honors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | It's you! McCuffin! | 8-7 | 1383.4 | 5th | 3rd | — |
| 2024 | Deadeyes Shaky Hands Can't Lose | 8-7 | 1522.3 | 4th | 3rd | |
| 2023 | Get Him to the Grease | 10-7 | 1655.0 | 2nd | 1st | |
| 2022 | Pls Sir May I Have Some More? | 10-6 | 1612.3 | 3rd | 4th | — |
| 2021 | Ida Drafted Differently | 7-7 | 1342.8 | 8th | 3rd | — |
| 2020 | Return of the Hunt: Jr's Rise | 6-8 | 1317.7 | 5th | — | — |
| 2019 | We're All Mad Here | 5-8 | 1260.2 | 8th | 4th | — |
| 2018 | Keenan and Kel | 9-7 | 1449.5 | 5th | 5th | — |
| 2017 | Air Force One | 9-7 | 1550.3 | 7th | 5th | — |
| 2016 | Moncreifing The Blount | 8-8 | 1503.2 | 5th | 4th | — |
| 2015 | Jonesing For A Blount | 9-7 | 1497.8 | 6th | 6th | — |
| 2014 | Dirty Dogs | 4-13 | 1380.7 | 12th | — | — |
Head-to-head
Matthew's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 93-92. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.
| Opponent | W-L-T | Win % | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brian Wohlhieter | 13-10 | .565 | 23 |
| Kevin Merry | 11-9 | .550 | 20 |
| Michael Amabile | 9-11 | .450 | 20 |
| Thomas Koslowski | 8-10 | .444 | 18 |
| Jai Vaze | 6-11 | .353 | 17 |
| Billy Moran | 10-6 | .625 | 16 |
| Alexandre de La Noue | 8-7 | .533 | 15 |
| Andrew D'Onofrio | 9-3 | .750 | 12 |
| Eric Leyden | 8-3 | .727 | 11 |
| Connor Marr | 7-4 | .636 | 11 |
| Thomas Pacelle | 0-10 | .000 | 10 |
| Kirill Gordeitchik | 1-4 | .200 | 5 |
| Matthew Valenti | 2-2 | .500 | 4 |
| Alex Jacob | 1-1 | .500 | 2 |
| Jason Moody | 0-1 | .000 | 1 |
By his side
Every Cornerment Matthew has shown up to, and the partner he was strapped to for it. Most frequent partner: Michael Amabile (2×).
| Year | Partner | Finish | Belt |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Kevin Merry | 3rd | — |
| 2024 | Thomas Pacelle | 3rd | — |
| 2023 | Jai Vaze | 1st | |
| 2022 | Andrew D'Onofrio | 4th | — |
| 2021 | Alexandre de La Noue | 3rd | — |
| 2019 | Billy Moran | 4th | — |
| 2018 | Thomas Koslowski | 5th | — |
| 2017 | Michael Amabile | 5th | — |
| 2016 | Brian Wohlhieter | 4th | — |
| 2015 | Michael Amabile | 6th | — |
- Michael Amabile 2× best 5th
- Jai Vaze 1× 1 best 1st
- Kevin Merry 1× best 3rd
- Thomas Pacelle 1× best 3rd
- Alexandre de La Noue 1× best 3rd
- Andrew D'Onofrio 1× best 4th
- Billy Moran 1× best 4th
- Brian Wohlhieter 1× best 4th
- Thomas Koslowski 1× best 5th