2018

KLOMP$$$$$$$

The big one

Champion

It's Spelled Tartare

While Merry fully dominated the regular season (ending it 12-1), a different juggernaut emerged in the playoffs. Carried by Aaron Rodgers and Derrick Henry, Lex's team scored league-wide highs in the semis and finals on its way to a second title.

Hardware

Season awards

Keeping Up With The Gordons

Cornerment belt

Jai Vaze Brian Wohlhieter

Top scorer (PF)

Alexandre de La Noue

1662.6 points

Biggest blowout

Its Spelled Tartare 140.80 def. LeVeon Hell 68.30 (by 72.5, week 1)

2v2 hardware

Cornerment

The 2018 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.

Date: April 21, 2018
Venue: Billy's Mom's House
Where: Simsbury, CT

1st

Jai Vaze + Brian Wohlhieter

2nd

Alexandre de La Noue + Kevin Merry

3rd

Michael Amabile + Thomas Pacelle

4th

Kirill Gordeitchik + Billy Moran

5th

Matthew D'Apuzzo + Thomas Koslowski

6th

Andrew D'Onofrio + Alex Jacob

Setting the table

Draft

Date: August 25, 2018
Venue: Jai's Apartment
Where: New York, NY

Round 1 12 picks

1.1 Todd Gurley II Brian Wohlhieter

1.2 Le'Veon Bell Michael Amabile

1.3 Leonard Fournette Jai Vaze

1.4 Alvin Kamara Alexandre de La Noue

1.5 Antonio Brown Thomas Pacelle

1.6 Melvin Gordon Kevin Merry

1.7 Saquon Barkley Andrew D'Onofrio

1.8 Kareem Hunt Thomas Koslowski

1.9 Ezekiel Elliott Connor Marr

1.10 Michael Thomas Matthew D'Apuzzo

1.11 DeAndre Hopkins Alex Jacob

1.12 Dalvin Cook Billy Moran

Round 2 12 picks

2.1 Odell Beckham Jr. Billy Moran

2.2 Christian McCaffrey Alex Jacob

2.3 Devonta Freeman Matthew D'Apuzzo

2.4 Rob Gronkowski Connor Marr

2.5 David Johnson Thomas Koslowski

2.6 Jordan Howard Andrew D'Onofrio

2.7 Travis Kelce Kevin Merry

2.8 Jerick McKinnon Thomas Pacelle

2.9 Davante Adams Alexandre de La Noue

2.10 Julio Jones Jai Vaze

2.11 A.J. Green Michael Amabile

2.12 T.Y. Hilton Brian Wohlhieter

Round 3 12 picks

3.1 Stefon Diggs Brian Wohlhieter

3.2 LeSean McCoy Michael Amabile

3.3 Mike Evans Jai Vaze

3.4 Alex Collins Alexandre de La Noue

3.5 Tyreek Hill Thomas Pacelle

3.6 Joe Mixon Kevin Merry

3.7 Doug Baldwin Andrew D'Onofrio

3.8 Deshaun Watson Thomas Koslowski

3.9 Jarvis Landry Connor Marr

3.10 Keenan Allen Matthew D'Apuzzo

3.11 Demaryius Thomas Alex Jacob

3.12 Royce Freeman Billy Moran

Round 4 12 picks

4.1 Adam Thielen Billy Moran

4.2 Chris Thompson Alex Jacob

4.3 Jay Ajayi Matthew D'Apuzzo

4.4 Tom Brady Connor Marr

4.5 Brandin Cooks Thomas Koslowski

4.6 Marshawn Lynch Andrew D'Onofrio

4.7 Kenyan Drake Kevin Merry

4.8 Lamar Miller Thomas Pacelle

4.9 Zach Ertz Alexandre de La Noue

4.10 Amari Cooper Jai Vaze

4.11 Larry Fitzgerald Michael Amabile

4.12 Mark Ingram II Brian Wohlhieter

Round 5 12 picks

5.1 Jimmy Graham Brian Wohlhieter

5.2 Chris Hogan Michael Amabile

5.3 Dion Lewis Jai Vaze

5.4 Allen Robinson Alexandre de La Noue

5.5 Derrick Henry Thomas Pacelle

5.6 Josh Gordon Kevin Merry

5.7 Cam Newton Andrew D'Onofrio

5.8 Greg Olsen Thomas Koslowski

5.9 Tevin Coleman Connor Marr

5.10 Sony Michel Matthew D'Apuzzo

5.11 Marvin Jones Jr. Alex Jacob

5.12 Kerryon Johnson Billy Moran

Round 6 12 picks

6.1 Corey Davis Billy Moran

6.2 Tarik Cohen Alex Jacob

6.3 Drew Brees Matthew D'Apuzzo

6.4 Michael Crabtree Connor Marr

6.5 Emmanuel Sanders Thomas Koslowski

6.6 Rex Burkhead Andrew D'Onofrio

6.7 JuJu Smith-Schuster Kevin Merry

6.8 Isaiah Crowell Thomas Pacelle

6.9 Aaron Rodgers Alexandre de La Noue

6.10 Carlos Hyde Jai Vaze

6.11 Russell Wilson Michael Amabile

6.12 Andrew Luck Brian Wohlhieter

Round 7 12 picks

7.1 Chris Carson Brian Wohlhieter

7.2 Robby Anderson Michael Amabile

7.3 Marquise Goodwin Jai Vaze

7.4 Alshon Jeffery Alexandre de La Noue

7.5 Julian Edelman Thomas Pacelle

7.6 Golden Tate Kevin Merry

7.7 Jamison Crowder Andrew D'Onofrio

7.8 Sterling Shepard Thomas Koslowski

7.9 Peyton Barber Connor Marr

7.10 Cooper Kupp Matthew D'Apuzzo

7.11 Sammy Watkins Alex Jacob

7.12 Evan Engram Billy Moran

Round 8 12 picks

8.1 Rashaad Penny Billy Moran

8.2 Kyle Rudolph Alex Jacob

8.3 Jamaal Williams Matthew D'Apuzzo

8.4 Pierre Garcon Connor Marr

8.5 Randall Cobb Thomas Koslowski

8.6 Trey Burton Andrew D'Onofrio

8.7 Marlon Mack Kevin Merry

8.8 Robert Woods Thomas Pacelle

8.9 Ronald Jones Alexandre de La Noue

8.10 James White Jai Vaze

8.11 Jordy Nelson Michael Amabile

8.12 Jaguars D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

Round 9 12 picks

9.1 Mike Williams Brian Wohlhieter

9.2 Allen Hurns Michael Amabile

9.3 Matt Ryan Jai Vaze

9.4 Aaron Jones Alexandre de La Noue

9.5 Devin Funchess Thomas Pacelle

9.6 Nelson Agholor Kevin Merry

9.7 DeVante Parker Andrew D'Onofrio

9.8 Duke Johnson Jr. Thomas Koslowski

9.9 Calvin Ridley Connor Marr

9.10 Delanie Walker Matthew D'Apuzzo

9.11 Giovani Bernard Alex Jacob

9.12 Will Fuller V Billy Moran

Round 10 12 picks

10.1 Latavius Murray Billy Moran

10.2 Kenny Stills Alex Jacob

10.3 Kelvin Benjamin Matthew D'Apuzzo

10.4 Marqise Lee Connor Marr

10.5 Rams D/ST Thomas Koslowski

10.6 Cameron Meredith Andrew D'Onofrio

10.7 Matthew Stafford Kevin Merry

10.8 Carson Wentz Thomas Pacelle

10.9 Adrian Peterson Alexandre de La Noue

10.10 Jack Doyle Jai Vaze

10.11 C.J. Anderson Michael Amabile

10.12 Kirk Cousins Brian Wohlhieter

Round 11 12 picks

11.1 Ty Montgomery Brian Wohlhieter

11.2 LeGarrette Blount Michael Amabile

11.3 T.J. Yeldon Jai Vaze

11.4 Jordan Wilkins Alexandre de La Noue

11.5 Michael Gallup Thomas Pacelle

11.6 Eagles D/ST Kevin Merry

11.7 Corey Clement Andrew D'Onofrio

11.8 Mohamed Sanu Thomas Koslowski

11.9 Patrick Mahomes Connor Marr

11.10 Bilal Powell Matthew D'Apuzzo

11.11 Ben Roethlisberger Alex Jacob

11.12 Nick Chubb Billy Moran

Round 12 12 picks

12.1 Jordan Reed Billy Moran

12.2 Devontae Booker Alex Jacob

12.3 Vikings D/ST Matthew D'Apuzzo

12.4 Theo Riddick Connor Marr

12.5 Tyler Lockett Thomas Koslowski

12.6 James Washington Andrew D'Onofrio

12.7 Doug Martin Kevin Merry

12.8 Mike Wallace Thomas Pacelle

12.9 Ravens D/ST Alexandre de La Noue

12.10 Chargers D/ST Jai Vaze

12.11 Josh Doctson Michael Amabile

12.12 David Njoku Brian Wohlhieter

Round 13 12 picks

13.1 Keelan Cole Brian Wohlhieter

13.2 George Kittle Michael Amabile

13.3 Frank Gore Jai Vaze

13.4 John Brown Alexandre de La Noue

13.5 Austin Seferian-Jenkins Thomas Pacelle

13.6 Dez Bryant Kevin Merry

13.7 John Ross Andrew D'Onofrio

13.8 Spencer Ware Thomas Koslowski

13.9 Rod Smith Connor Marr

13.10 Anthony Miller Matthew D'Apuzzo

13.11 Chris Godwin Alex Jacob

13.12 Philip Rivers Billy Moran

Round 14 12 picks

14.1 Matt Breida Billy Moran

14.2 Titans D/ST Alex Jacob

14.3 Ryan Grant Matthew D'Apuzzo

14.4 Texans D/ST Connor Marr

14.5 Chase Edmonds Thomas Koslowski

14.6 Darren Sproles Andrew D'Onofrio

14.7 Kenny Golladay Kevin Merry

14.8 Jimmy Garoppolo Thomas Pacelle

14.9 David Moore Alexandre de La Noue

14.10 Justin Tucker Jai Vaze

14.11 Lions D/ST Michael Amabile

14.12 Stephen Gostkowski Brian Wohlhieter

Round 15 12 picks

15.1 Geronimo Allison Brian Wohlhieter

15.2 Greg Zuerlein Michael Amabile

15.3 Chris Boswell Jai Vaze

15.4 Tyler Eifert Alexandre de La Noue

15.5 Patriots D/ST Thomas Pacelle

15.6 Jared Goff Kevin Merry

15.7 Saints D/ST Andrew D'Onofrio

15.8 Robbie Gould Thomas Koslowski

15.9 Dan Bailey Connor Marr

15.10 John Kelly Matthew D'Apuzzo

15.11 Marcus Mariota Alex Jacob

15.12 Broncos D/ST Billy Moran

Round 16 12 picks

16.1 Matt Bryant Billy Moran

16.2 Matt Prater Alex Jacob

16.3 Wil Lutz Matthew D'Apuzzo

16.4 Benjamin Watson Connor Marr

16.5 Alex Smith Thomas Koslowski

16.6 Harrison Butker Andrew D'Onofrio

16.7 Jake Elliott Kevin Merry

16.8 Adam Vinatieri Thomas Pacelle

16.9 Graham Gano Alexandre de La Noue

16.10 Derek Carr Jai Vaze

16.11 Dak Prescott Michael Amabile

16.12 James Conner Brian Wohlhieter

This year’s rosters

Teams

Alexandre de La Noue

Its Spelled Tartare

Brian Wohlhieter

You May Now Kiss The Trophy

Jai Vaze

In My Sealings

Kevin Merry

Keeping Up With The Gordons

Matthew D'Apuzzo

Keenan and Kel

Billy Moran

Kiss The Cook Goodbye!

Thomas Koslowski

Let Me Have Some Wins

Dem Staten Island Boyds

Michael Amabile

LeVeon Hell

Connor Marr

No Ticket?! No Landry!

12-team league

Standings

#	Team	Owner	W-L	PF	PA	Division
1st	Its Spelled Tartare	Alexandre de La Noue	11-4	1662.6	1448.2	East
2nd	You May Now Kiss The Trophy	Brian Wohlhieter	10-6	1637.9	1556.5	East
3rd	In My Sealings	Jai Vaze	11-5	1637.6	1469.3	East
4th	Keeping Up With The Gordons	Kevin Merry	12-3	1619.6	1419.4	West
5th	Keenan and Kel	Matthew D'Apuzzo	9-7	1449.5	1452.0	West
6th	Kiss The Cook Goodbye!	Billy Moran	7-9	1517.9	1534.9	West
7th	Let Me Have Some Wins	Thomas Koslowski	8-8	1511.2	1500.8	East
8th	The Goat Beta Boysâ¢	Alex Jacob	8-8	1524.5	1452.4	West
9th	The English Units	Thomas Pacelle	6-10	1576.7	1591.4	West
10th	Dem Staten Island Boyds	Andrew D'Onofrio	7-9	1492.4	1674.6	East
11th	LeVeon Hell	Michael Amabile	4-12	1370.7	1597.5	East
12th	No Ticket?! No Landry!	Connor Marr	2-14	1436.5	1740.0	West