2019
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The big one
Champion
Alexandre de La Noue
Fat Lex
Championship game
We got a repeat champion! After a decent regular season, the Lamar Jackson-led team stepped it up in the playoffs, averaging 124.6 points per week, and gave Lex his third title in four years. For his second championship appearance, Merry fell again just short.
Hardware
Season awards
East banner
Michael Amabile
Second Lunch
West banner
Kevin Merry
Regression to The Mediocrity
Cornerment belt
Top scorer (PF)
Kevin Merry
1605.0 points
Biggest blowout
2v2 hardware
Cornerment
The 2019 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.
- Date
- June 1, 2019
- Venue
- Airbnb
- Where
- Albrightsville, PA
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
Setting the table
Draft
- Date
- August 24, 2019
- Venue
- The Full Shilling Pub
- Where
- New York, NY
Round 1 12 picks
Round 2 12 picks
Round 3 12 picks
Round 4 12 picks
Round 5 12 picks
Round 6 12 picks
Round 7 12 picks
Round 8 12 picks
Round 9 12 picks
Round 10 12 picks
Round 11 12 picks
Round 12 12 picks
Round 13 12 picks
Round 14 12 picks
Round 15 12 picks
Round 16 12 picks
This year’s rosters
Teams
Alexandre de La Noue
Fat Lex
Kevin Merry
Regression to The Mediocrity
Thomas Pacelle
The Beantown Trayysh Talkers
Michael Amabile
Second Lunch
Brian Wohlhieter
Your Cousin Vinny
Connor Marr
Ray Kelly Amount of Tuna
Andrew D'Onofrio
The Boofalo Bills
Matthew D'Apuzzo
We're All Mad Here
Thomas Koslowski
The Van Buren Boys
Billy Moran
Models By AJ
Eric Leyden
The Hammer of PAWL
Jai Vaze
Hot Seal Summer
12-team league
Standings
| # | Team | Owner | W-L | PF | Honors | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | Fat Lex | Alexandre de La Noue | 11-5 | 1602.2 | East |  |
| 2nd | Regression to The Mediocrity | Kevin Merry | 10-5 | 1605.0 | West | |
| 3rd | The Beantown Trayysh Talkers | Thomas Pacelle | 9-6 | 1549.2 | West | |
| 4th | Second Lunch | Michael Amabile | 10-4 | 1432.7 | East | |
| 5th | Your Cousin Vinny | Brian Wohlhieter | 8-6 | 1422.3 | East | |
| 6th | Ray Kelly Amount of Tuna | Connor Marr | 6-8 | 1281.5 | West | |
| 7th | The Boofalo Bills | Andrew D'Onofrio | 6-7 | 1045.9 | East | |
| 8th | We're All Mad Here | Matthew D'Apuzzo | 5-8 | 1260.2 | West | |
| 9th | The Van Buren Boys | Thomas Koslowski | 4-9 | 1124.3 | East | |
| 10th | Models By AJ | Billy Moran | 5-8 | 1089.7 | West | |
| 11th | The Hammer of PAWL | Eric Leyden | 4-9 | 1129.3 | West | |
| 12th | Hot Seal Summer | Jai Vaze | 5-8 | 1154.5 | East | |
Week by week
Regular season
Week 1
- Billy Moran 56.8 - 92.4 Thomas Pacelle
- Alexandre de La Noue 88.3 - 79.5 Jai Vaze
- Eric Leyden 123.8 - 111.5 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Koslowski 88.5 - 142.9 Brian Wohlhieter
- Connor Marr 99.5 - 81.1 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 80.0 - 122.3 Michael Amabile
Week 2
- Michael Amabile 86.6 - 82.2 Thomas Koslowski
- Kevin Merry 101.0 - 75.9 Connor Marr
- Andrew D'Onofrio 108.5 - 94.9 Alexandre de La Noue
- Jai Vaze 66.3 - 93.2 Eric Leyden
- Thomas Pacelle 88.4 - 103.4 Brian Wohlhieter
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 97.3 - 64.1 Billy Moran
Week 3
- Alexandre de La Noue 79.2 - 152.7 Kevin Merry
- Brian Wohlhieter 109.1 - 109.4 Michael Amabile
- Jai Vaze 162.2 - 78.1 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Billy Moran 107.1 - 82.1 Thomas Koslowski
- Eric Leyden 86.8 - 90.2 Connor Marr
- Thomas Pacelle 105.2 - 70.2 Matthew D'Apuzzo
Week 4
- Jai Vaze 59.7 - 73.7 Kevin Merry
- Brian Wohlhieter 73.4 - 70.2 Billy Moran
- Alexandre de La Noue 95.8 - 103.3 Connor Marr
- Thomas Koslowski 71.2 - 107.7 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Michael Amabile 123.7 - 88.5 Thomas Pacelle
- Andrew D'Onofrio 77.8 - 82.9 Eric Leyden
Week 5
- Eric Leyden 93.2 - 71.1 Alexandre de La Noue
- Connor Marr 79.9 - 139.7 Jai Vaze
- Andrew D'Onofrio 48.5 - 88.3 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Pacelle 165.0 - 64.6 Thomas Koslowski
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 107.3 - 117.2 Brian Wohlhieter
- Billy Moran 119.2 - 149.6 Michael Amabile
Week 6
- Billy Moran 115.5 - 69.8 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Michael Amabile 114.7 - 92.8 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Koslowski 66.8 - 73.0 Connor Marr
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 92.4 - 127.6 Alexandre de La Noue
- Jai Vaze 86.4 - 134.1 Thomas Pacelle
- Brian Wohlhieter 93.5 - 62.8 Eric Leyden
Week 7
- Kevin Merry 77.7 - 99.9 Thomas Koslowski
- Alexandre de La Noue 99.1 - 59.9 Michael Amabile
- Jai Vaze 130.1 - 51.8 Billy Moran
- Andrew D'Onofrio 79.3 - 75.0 Brian Wohlhieter
- Eric Leyden 83.3 - 117.3 Thomas Pacelle
- Connor Marr 94.0 - 105.6 Matthew D'Apuzzo
Week 8
- Billy Moran 75.7 - 87.9 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Koslowski 130.2 - 88.1 Jai Vaze
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 128.4 - 88.3 Eric Leyden
- Connor Marr 105.5 - 115.2 Michael Amabile
- Brian Wohlhieter 79.7 - 98.6 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Pacelle 115.3 - 88.9 Andrew D'Onofrio
Week 9
- Thomas Koslowski 56.0 - 113.4 Alexandre de La Noue
- Brian Wohlhieter 76.2 - 82.2 Jai Vaze
- Michael Amabile 116.5 - 112.1 Eric Leyden
- Kevin Merry 125.7 - 102.5 Billy Moran
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 60.5 - 97.5 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Thomas Pacelle 69.8 - 114.2 Connor Marr
Week 10
- Billy Moran 89.1 - 70.2 Eric Leyden
- Kevin Merry 164.0 - 90.7 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Connor Marr 76.1 - 116.8 Brian Wohlhieter
- Thomas Pacelle 99.0 - 124.3 Alexandre de La Noue
- Michael Amabile 81.2 - 67.5 Jai Vaze
- Andrew D'Onofrio 98.7 - 91.2 Thomas Koslowski
Week 11
- Michael Amabile 69.4 - 84.3 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Jai Vaze 68.3 - 131.2 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Alexandre de La Noue 63.2 - 144.1 Brian Wohlhieter
- Connor Marr 101.1 - 43.0 Billy Moran
- Kevin Merry 86.6 - 88.8 Thomas Pacelle
- Eric Leyden 86.4 - 117.7 Thomas Koslowski
Week 12
- Alexandre de La Noue 97.5 - 97.2 Thomas Koslowski
- Andrew D'Onofrio 52.5 - 63.9 Jai Vaze
- Billy Moran 103.1 - 87.3 Brian Wohlhieter
- Connor Marr 82.4 - 110.5 Thomas Pacelle
- Eric Leyden 70.6 - 103.1 Kevin Merry
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 88.5 - 93.2 Michael Amabile
Week 13
- Jai Vaze 60.5 - 86.2 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Pacelle 58.9 - 76.7 Thomas Koslowski
- Kevin Merry 103.2 - 92.5 Connor Marr
- Eric Leyden 75.7 - 80.8 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Michael Amabile 80.9 - 91.6 Billy Moran
- Brian Wohlhieter 118.2 - 100.4 Matthew D'Apuzzo
January football
Playoffs
Week 14
- Brian Wohlhieter 85.5 - 110.5 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Pacelle 100.3 - 93.9 Connor Marr
- Andrew D'Onofrio 76.7 - 76.0 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Jai Vaze 53.5 - 85.4 Billy Moran
- Eric Leyden 134.3 - 54.3 Thomas Koslowski
Week 15
- Michael Amabile 110.2 - 121.5 Alexandre de La Noue
- Kevin Merry 124.8 - 115.8 Thomas Pacelle
- Brian Wohlhieter 144.2 - 102.9 Connor Marr
- Andrew D'Onofrio 120.5 - 64.3 Billy Moran
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 96.5 - 91.0 Eric Leyden
- Jai Vaze 88.9 - 107.8 Thomas Koslowski
Week 16
- Kevin Merry 101.1 - 141.8 Alexandre de La Noue
- Michael Amabile 99.0 - 132.5 Thomas Pacelle
- Brian Wohlhieter 118.1 - 66.4 Connor Marr
- Andrew D'Onofrio 90.8 - 56.7 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Billy Moran 64.1 - 118.0 Thomas Koslowski
- Jai Vaze 75.5 - 76.7 Eric Leyden
Faded rows are consolation-bracket games (not on the championship path).