Thomas Pacelle
- Nickname
- TP
- Hometown
- Concord, MA
- Favorite teams
- Patriots, Red Sox
Joined in 2017 and won a championship by 2021, with two West banners along the way. Patriots and Red Sox guy who collected a ring before half the original league had. Then promptly returned to mortality. Won the 2025 regular season convincingly and somehow still finished 11th in the final order, which is the most TP outcome imaginable.
By the numbers
Career highlights
Longest win streak
14 games
2021 wk 3–17
Longest losing streak
6 games
2017 wk 4–9
Points per game
95.6
133 regular-season games
Season history
Year by year
Career: 72-65 · 13135 career points for · 9 seasons
| Year | Team | W-L | PF | KLOMP$ | Cornerment | Honors |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | Double Flex Hex | 5-9 | 1148.9 | 11th | — | — |
| 2024 | You Zyn Jules, You Zyn | 7-8 | 1353.0 | 6th | 3rd | — |
| 2023 | Tommy P's Mojo Dojo Casa House | 9-6 | 1405.8 | 5th | 3rd | — |
| 2022 | Ts and Ps to Breece's Knees | 7-8 | 1539.6 | 5th | 2nd | — |
| 2021 | The Boston Bang Maids | 15-1 | 1841.0 | 1st | 5th | |
| 2020 | High Ethylene Hate | 9-6 | 1378.8 | 2nd | — | |
| 2019 | The Beantown Trayysh Talkers | 9-6 | 1549.2 | 3rd | 6th | — |
| 2018 | The English Units | 6-10 | 1576.7 | 9th | 3rd | — |
| 2017 | Team Theta | 5-11 | 1341.9 | 12th | — | — |
Owner vs owner
Head-to-head
Thomas's full-career head-to-head record against every other KLOMP$ owner. Total: 72-65. Regular season and playoff matchups combined, sourced from every ESPN box score since 2012. Sorted by games played.
| Opponent | W-L-T | Win % | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| Thomas Koslowski | 10-6 | .625 | 16 |
| Kevin Merry | 5-9 | .357 | 14 |
| Connor Marr | 9-4 | .692 | 13 |
| Andrew D'Onofrio | 5-8 | .385 | 13 |
| Michael Amabile | 5-8 | .385 | 13 |
| Jai Vaze | 6-6 | .500 | 12 |
| Brian Wohlhieter | 6-5 | .545 | 11 |
| Matthew D'Apuzzo | 10-0 | .1000 | 10 |
| Billy Moran | 5-4 | .556 | 9 |
| Alexandre de La Noue | 4-5 | .444 | 9 |
| Eric Leyden | 5-3 | .625 | 8 |
| Alex Jacob | 1-4 | .200 | 5 |
| Kirill Gordeitchik | 1-3 | .250 | 4 |
Cornerment partners
By his side
Every Cornerment Thomas has shown up to, and the partner he was strapped to for it.
| Year | Partner | Finish | Belt |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2024 | Matthew D'Apuzzo | 3rd | — |
| 2023 | Brian Wohlhieter | 3rd | — |
| 2022 | Jai Vaze | 2nd | — |
| 2021 | Connor Marr | 5th | — |
| 2019 | Thomas Koslowski | 6th | — |
| 2018 | Michael Amabile | 3rd | — |
Most-paired partners
- Jai Vaze 1× best 2nd
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 1× best 3rd
- Brian Wohlhieter 1× best 3rd
- Michael Amabile 1× best 3rd
- Connor Marr 1× best 5th
- Thomas Koslowski 1× best 6th