2020

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The big one

Champion

Jai Vaze

Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise

Championship game

Jai Vaze

Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise

119.10

Thomas Pacelle

High Ethylene Hate

93.00

Finally. After capturing three East banners, winning a Corner'ment and going through countless first-round playoff losses, Seal won the big one. Truth is, he did it almost easily, going 11-2 in the regular season before winning both playoff matchups by more than 25.

Hardware

Season awards

East banner

Jai Vaze

Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise

Biggest blowout

The Bones Are Their FAAB 140.60 def. Return of the Hunt: Jr's Rise 72.00 (by 68.6, week 12)

Setting the table

Draft

Date: August 29, 2020
Venue: Andy's House + Remote
Where: Morristown, NJ

Round 1 12 picks

1.1 Christian McCaffrey Andrew D'Onofrio

1.2 Saquon Barkley Thomas Pacelle

1.3 Ezekiel Elliott Connor Marr

1.4 Alvin Kamara Matthew D'Apuzzo

1.5 Dalvin Cook Jai Vaze

1.6 Derrick Henry Connor Marr

1.7 Clyde Edwards-Helaire Alexandre de La Noue

1.8 Nick Chubb Brian Wohlhieter

1.9 Michael Thomas Alexandre de La Noue

1.10 Josh Jacobs Thomas Koslowski

1.11 Kenyan Drake Eric Leyden

1.12 Joe Mixon Kevin Merry

Round 2 12 picks

2.1 Miles Sanders Billy Moran

2.2 Tyreek Hill Eric Leyden

2.3 Austin Ekeler Billy Moran

2.4 Lamar Jackson Thomas Koslowski

2.5 Davante Adams Brian Wohlhieter

2.6 Travis Kelce Kevin Merry

2.7 Aaron Jones Michael Amabile

2.8 Julio Jones Jai Vaze

2.9 Chris Godwin Matthew D'Apuzzo

2.10 Patrick Mahomes Kevin Merry

2.11 Chris Carson Thomas Pacelle

2.12 George Kittle Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 3 12 picks

3.1 Todd Gurley II Andrew D'Onofrio

3.2 DeAndre Hopkins Thomas Pacelle

3.3 David Johnson Kevin Merry

3.4 James Conner Matthew D'Apuzzo

3.5 Mike Evans Jai Vaze

3.6 Jonathan Taylor Alexandre de La Noue

3.7 Kenny Golladay Billy Moran

3.8 Adam Thielen Brian Wohlhieter

3.9 JuJu Smith-Schuster Thomas Koslowski

3.10 Odell Beckham Jr. Alexandre de La Noue

3.11 Leonard Fournette Eric Leyden

3.12 DJ Moore Michael Amabile

Round 4 12 picks

4.1 Allen Robinson II Michael Amabile

4.2 Melvin Gordon III Eric Leyden

4.3 Le'Veon Bell Michael Amabile

4.4 Raheem Mostert Thomas Koslowski

4.5 Devin Singletary Brian Wohlhieter

4.6 Amari Cooper Billy Moran

4.7 Calvin Ridley Michael Amabile

4.8 Tyler Lockett Jai Vaze

4.9 Robert Woods Matthew D'Apuzzo

4.10 Courtland Sutton Connor Marr

4.11 Mark Ingram II Thomas Pacelle

4.12 Cooper Kupp Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 5 12 picks

5.1 DJ Chark Jr. Andrew D'Onofrio

5.2 A.J. Brown Thomas Pacelle

5.3 DK Metcalf Connor Marr

5.4 Terry McLaurin Matthew D'Apuzzo

5.5 David Montgomery Jai Vaze

5.6 Keenan Allen Michael Amabile

5.7 Ronald Jones II Kevin Merry

5.8 Cam Akers Billy Moran

5.9 Mark Andrews Thomas Koslowski

5.10 DeVante Parker Michael Amabile

5.11 T.Y. Hilton Eric Leyden

5.12 Marquise Brown Brian Wohlhieter

Round 6 12 picks

6.1 Zach Ertz Billy Moran

6.2 Darren Waller Eric Leyden

6.3 Michael Gallup Kevin Merry

6.4 Stefon Diggs Thomas Koslowski

6.5 Dak Prescott Brian Wohlhieter

6.6 Russell Wilson Michael Amabile

6.7 D'Andre Swift Alexandre de La Noue

6.8 Deshaun Watson Jai Vaze

6.9 Kareem Hunt Matthew D'Apuzzo

6.10 Marvin Jones Jr. Connor Marr

6.11 Will Fuller V Thomas Pacelle

6.12 Kyler Murray Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 7 12 picks

7.1 Julian Edelman Andrew D'Onofrio

7.2 Jordan Howard Thomas Pacelle

7.3 Tyler Higbee Connor Marr

7.4 A.J. Green Matthew D'Apuzzo

7.5 Phillip Lindsay Jai Vaze

7.6 J.K. Dobbins Alexandre de La Noue

7.7 Jarvis Landry Kevin Merry

7.8 Brandin Cooks Billy Moran

7.9 Sterling Shepard Thomas Koslowski

7.10 Tom Brady Alexandre de La Noue

7.11 Tyler Boyd Eric Leyden

7.12 Latavius Murray Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 8 12 picks

8.1 Marlon Mack Brian Wohlhieter

8.2 Drew Brees Eric Leyden

8.3 Tevin Coleman Kevin Merry

8.4 James White Thomas Koslowski

8.5 Antonio Gibson Brian Wohlhieter

8.6 Kerryon Johnson Kevin Merry

8.7 Matt Breida Billy Moran

8.8 Evan Engram Jai Vaze

8.9 Matt Ryan Matthew D'Apuzzo

8.10 Mecole Hardman Connor Marr

8.11 Zack Moss Thomas Pacelle

8.12 Diontae Johnson Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 9 12 picks

9.1 Tarik Cohen Andrew D'Onofrio

9.2 Rob Gronkowski Thomas Pacelle

9.3 Matthew Stafford Connor Marr

9.4 Jamison Crowder Billy Moran

9.5 Alexander Mattison Jai Vaze

9.6 Tony Pollard Connor Marr

9.7 Jared Cook Michael Amabile

9.8 Hayden Hurst Brian Wohlhieter

9.9 Jerry Jeudy Thomas Koslowski

9.10 Christian Kirk Michael Amabile

9.11 Darrell Henderson Jr. Eric Leyden

9.12 Robby Anderson Michael Amabile

Round 10 12 picks

10.1 Deebo Samuel Alexandre de La Noue

10.2 Emmanuel Sanders Eric Leyden

10.3 Henry Ruggs III Michael Amabile

10.4 Ke'Shawn Vaughn Thomas Koslowski

10.5 DeSean Jackson Brian Wohlhieter

10.6 Preston Williams Kevin Merry

10.7 Golden Tate Billy Moran

10.8 Jalen Reagor Jai Vaze

10.9 Carson Wentz Billy Moran

10.10 John Brown Connor Marr

10.11 CeeDee Lamb Thomas Pacelle

10.12 Joshua Kelley Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 11 12 picks

11.1 Damien Harris Andrew D'Onofrio

11.2 Josh Allen Thomas Pacelle

11.3 Jerick McKinnon Connor Marr

11.4 Chase Edmonds Billy Moran

11.5 Duke Johnson Jai Vaze

11.6 Sony Michel Michael Amabile

11.7 Justin Jackson Billy Moran

11.8 Carlos Hyde Brian Wohlhieter

11.9 Justin Jefferson Thomas Koslowski

11.10 Boston Scott Kevin Merry

11.11 Chris Thompson Eric Leyden

11.12 Darius Slayton Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 12 12 picks

12.1 Michael Pittman Jr. Billy Moran

12.2 Curtis Samuel Eric Leyden

12.3 Aaron Rodgers Kevin Merry

12.4 Harrison Butker Thomas Koslowski

12.5 49ers D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

12.6 Steelers D/ST Kevin Merry

12.7 Benny Snell Jr. Alexandre de La Noue

12.8 Patriots D/ST Jai Vaze

12.9 Hunter Henry Matthew D'Apuzzo

12.10 Greg Zuerlein Connor Marr

12.11 Adrian Peterson Thomas Pacelle

12.12 Parris Campbell Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 13 12 picks

13.1 Cam Newton Andrew D'Onofrio

13.2 N'Keal Harry Thomas Pacelle

13.3 Bills D/ST Connor Marr

13.4 Ravens D/ST Billy Moran

13.5 Sammy Watkins Jai Vaze

13.6 Allen Lazard Thomas Koslowski

13.7 T.J. Hockenson Connor Marr

13.8 Justin Tucker Brian Wohlhieter

13.9 Saints D/ST Thomas Koslowski

13.10 AJ Dillon Michael Amabile

13.11 Colts D/ST Eric Leyden

13.12 Bears D/ST Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 14 12 picks

14.1 Anthony Miller Matthew D'Apuzzo

14.2 Mike Williams Eric Leyden

14.3 Noah Fant Alexandre de La Noue

14.4 Darrel Williams Thomas Koslowski

14.5 Brandon Aiyuk Brian Wohlhieter

14.6 Wil Lutz Kevin Merry

14.7 Vikings D/ST Alexandre de La Noue

14.8 Gus Edwards Jai Vaze

14.9 Blake Jarwin Matthew D'Apuzzo

14.10 Antonio Brown Connor Marr

14.11 Alshon Jeffery Thomas Pacelle

14.12 Breshad Perriman Andrew D'Onofrio

Round 15 12 picks

15.1 Titans D/ST Andrew D'Onofrio

15.2 Rams D/ST Thomas Pacelle

15.3 Darrynton Evans Connor Marr

15.4 Ryquell Armstead Alexandre de La Noue

15.5 Rashaad Penny Jai Vaze

15.6 Mike Gesicki Alexandre de La Noue

15.7 Mohamed Sanu Sr. Kevin Merry

15.8 LeSean McCoy Brian Wohlhieter

15.9 Jack Doyle Thomas Koslowski

15.10 Chiefs D/ST Michael Amabile

15.11 Chris Herndon Eric Leyden

15.12 Robbie Gould Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 16 12 picks

16.1 Matt Prater Billy Moran

16.2 Matt Gay Eric Leyden

16.3 Dan Bailey Michael Amabile

16.4 Joe Burrow Alexandre de La Noue

16.5 Austin Hooper Brian Wohlhieter

16.6 Jonnu Smith Alexandre de La Noue

16.7 Zane Gonzalez Alexandre de La Noue

16.8 Mason Crosby Jai Vaze

16.9 DeAndre Washington Matthew D'Apuzzo

16.10 Devonta Freeman Kevin Merry

16.11 Jason Myers Thomas Pacelle

16.12 Chris Boswell Andrew D'Onofrio

This year’s rosters

Teams

Jai Vaze

Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise

Return of the Hunt: Jr's Rise

Kevin Merry

The Bones Are Their FAAB

Alexandre de La Noue

Can Connor win? Noah he Fant

Connor Marr

Gobbling Up Your PF

Michael Amabile

Vote to Vote on When to Vote!

Andrew D'Onofrio

2 Gurleys 1 Kupp

Billy Moran

Exogal 12th Man Challenge

Thomas Koslowski

Schrödinger's Bit

12-team league

Standings

#	Team	Owner	W-L	PF	PA	Division
1st	Bit 'Til Proven Otherwise	Jai Vaze	13-2	1580.1	1288.6	East
2nd	High Ethylene Hate	Thomas Pacelle	9-6	1378.8	1394.9	West
3rd	Rigatoni Legalese	Brian Wohlhieter	10-5	1399.2	1295.7	East
4th	Co Valentified	Eric Leyden	8-7	1485.3	1458.0	West
5th	Return of the Hunt: Jr's Rise	Matthew D'Apuzzo	6-8	1317.7	1383.7	West
6th	The Bones Are Their FAAB	Kevin Merry	7-7	1451.8	1359.6	West
7th	Can Connor win? Noah he Fant	Alexandre de La Noue	5-8	1156.5	1222.4	East
8th	Gobbling Up Your PF	Connor Marr	5-8	1173.3	1286.9	West
9th	Vote to Vote on When to Vote!	Michael Amabile	5-8	1195.9	1211.7	East
10th	2 Gurleys 1 Kupp	Andrew D'Onofrio	5-8	1192.2	1320.8	East
11th	Exogal 12th Man Challenge	Billy Moran	4-9	1148.1	1216.5	West
12th	Schrödinger's Bit	Thomas Koslowski	6-7	1200.9	1241.0	East