2021
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The big one
Champion
Thomas Pacelle
The Boston Bang Maids
Championship game
End-to-end domination. After a week 2 loss to Mr. D'Onofrio's squad, TBBM won 14 in a row on their way to a West crown and a league championship. Pundits will remember that Brian would have stolen the crown at the last second without a QB blunder.
Hardware
Season awards
2v2 hardware
Cornerment
The 2021 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.
- Date
- July 31, 2021
- Venue
- Airbnb
- Where
- Vernon, NJ
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5th
6th
Setting the table
Draft
- Date
- September 4, 2021
- Venue
- Airbnb
- Where
- West Palm Beach, FL
Round 1 12 picks
Round 2 12 picks
Round 3 12 picks
Round 4 12 picks
Round 5 12 picks
Round 6 12 picks
Round 7 12 picks
Round 8 12 picks
Round 9 12 picks
Round 10 12 picks
Round 11 12 picks
Round 12 12 picks
Round 13 12 picks
Round 14 12 picks
Round 15 12 picks
Round 16 12 picks
This year’s rosters
Teams
Thomas Pacelle
The Boston Bang Maids
Brian Wohlhieter
Magic School Bitch
Connor Marr
Dangerous Nights Crew
Billy Moran
Dinkins Donuts
Jai Vaze
The SUNY Email Hacks
Andrew D'Onofrio
Back There Betas
Alexandre de La Noue
A $750 Wedding Gift?
Matthew D'Apuzzo
Ida Drafted Differently
Michael Amabile
Klomps Ketchum
Kevin Merry
Complicated End Zone Patterns
Thomas Koslowski
Big Bully Brand
Eric Leyden
West and Relaxation
12-team league
Standings
| # | Team | Owner | W-L | PF | Honors | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | The Boston Bang Maids | Thomas Pacelle | 15-1 | 1841.0 | West |   |
| 2nd | Magic School Bitch | Brian Wohlhieter | 10-6 | 1418.3 | East |   |
| 3rd | Dangerous Nights Crew | Connor Marr | 9-7 | 1503.6 | West | |
| 4th | Dinkins Donuts | Billy Moran | 11-5 | 1613.7 | West | |
| 5th | The SUNY Email Hacks | Jai Vaze | 8-7 | 1394.3 | East | |
| 6th | Back There Betas | Andrew D'Onofrio | 8-7 | 1403.4 | East | |
| 7th | A $750 Wedding Gift? | Alexandre de La Noue | 4-10 | 1178.6 | East | |
| 8th | Ida Drafted Differently | Matthew D'Apuzzo | 7-7 | 1342.8 | West | |
| 9th | Klomps Ketchum | Michael Amabile | 4-10 | 1225.7 | East | |
| 10th | Complicated End Zone Patterns | Kevin Merry | 3-11 | 1165.3 | West | |
| 11th | Big Bully Brand | Thomas Koslowski | 6-8 | 1317.3 | East | |
| 12th | West and Relaxation | Eric Leyden | 4-10 | 1382.1 | West | |
Week by week
Regular season
Week 1
- Connor Marr 95.8 - 99.1 Jai Vaze
- Alexandre de La Noue 75.0 - 74.7 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Billy Moran 128.7 - 119.6 Thomas Koslowski
- Thomas Pacelle 130.9 - 98.6 Michael Amabile
- Andrew D'Onofrio 117.3 - 66.4 Kevin Merry
- Eric Leyden 91.6 - 101.4 Brian Wohlhieter
Week 2
- Thomas Pacelle 88.7 - 105.0 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Connor Marr 124.7 - 102.4 Michael Amabile
- Brian Wohlhieter 85.3 - 129.1 Billy Moran
- Thomas Koslowski 85.6 - 100.6 Kevin Merry
- Alexandre de La Noue 98.5 - 105.8 Eric Leyden
- Jai Vaze 81.0 - 75.2 Matthew D'Apuzzo
Week 3
- Thomas Koslowski 59.0 - 103.8 Thomas Pacelle
- Kevin Merry 67.4 - 77.8 Brian Wohlhieter
- Billy Moran 105.9 - 66.4 Alexandre de La Noue
- Andrew D'Onofrio 111.5 - 99.8 Connor Marr
- Jai Vaze 113.2 - 88.3 Eric Leyden
- Michael Amabile 125.3 - 125.7 Matthew D'Apuzzo
Week 4
- Jai Vaze 69.3 - 94.2 Billy Moran
- Connor Marr 106.2 - 140.3 Thomas Koslowski
- Michael Amabile 87.7 - 83.7 Eric Leyden
- Alexandre de La Noue 97.2 - 129.8 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Pacelle 96.6 - 83.8 Brian Wohlhieter
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 104.6 - 114.7 Andrew D'Onofrio
Week 5
- Eric Leyden 105.1 - 124.5 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Billy Moran 133.1 - 136.4 Michael Amabile
- Thomas Koslowski 114.2 - 95.8 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Brian Wohlhieter 86.2 - 92.0 Connor Marr
- Alexandre de La Noue 90.2 - 132.5 Thomas Pacelle
- Jai Vaze 113.7 - 106.7 Kevin Merry
Week 6
- Jai Vaze 70.1 - 145.3 Thomas Pacelle
- Michael Amabile 149.4 - 78.3 Kevin Merry
- Brian Wohlhieter 103.8 - 104.4 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Andrew D'Onofrio 56.2 - 71.9 Billy Moran
- Thomas Koslowski 116.7 - 124.5 Eric Leyden
- Alexandre de La Noue 37.8 - 111.3 Connor Marr
Week 7
- Brian Wohlhieter 58.4 - 74.1 Thomas Koslowski
- Alexandre de La Noue 106.8 - 99.7 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Kevin Merry 104.6 - 119.9 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Billy Moran 89.8 - 82.2 Eric Leyden
- Connor Marr 102.5 - 127.0 Thomas Pacelle
- Michael Amabile 85.2 - 87.0 Jai Vaze
Week 8
- Kevin Merry 75.2 - 134.7 Connor Marr
- Billy Moran 96.2 - 96.6 Thomas Pacelle
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 108.4 - 100.8 Eric Leyden
- Alexandre de La Noue 44.9 - 98.7 Brian Wohlhieter
- Jai Vaze 111.0 - 71.9 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Michael Amabile 86.9 - 72.2 Thomas Koslowski
Week 9
- Connor Marr 77.6 - 68.2 Billy Moran
- Andrew D'Onofrio 71.4 - 71.6 Brian Wohlhieter
- Michael Amabile 50.1 - 118.1 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Koslowski 50.1 - 87.8 Jai Vaze
- Eric Leyden 112.4 - 79.4 Kevin Merry
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 65.7 - 96.2 Thomas Pacelle
Week 10
- Kevin Merry 53.2 - 106.7 Thomas Pacelle
- Alexandre de La Noue 73.9 - 88.8 Thomas Koslowski
- Jai Vaze 84.9 - 104.5 Brian Wohlhieter
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 73.0 - 102.5 Billy Moran
- Connor Marr 80.9 - 70.1 Eric Leyden
- Andrew D'Onofrio 68.2 - 47.0 Michael Amabile
Week 11
- Connor Marr 43.0 - 71.0 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Alexandre de La Noue 110.7 - 108.6 Jai Vaze
- Brian Wohlhieter 78.0 - 64.1 Michael Amabile
- Billy Moran 121.2 - 72.8 Kevin Merry
- Eric Leyden 112.2 - 177.0 Thomas Pacelle
- Thomas Koslowski 66.1 - 110.7 Andrew D'Onofrio
Week 12
- Jai Vaze 56.1 - 89.3 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 111.3 - 78.3 Kevin Merry
- Connor Marr 100.0 - 98.0 Eric Leyden
- Thomas Koslowski 120.5 - 57.4 Alexandre de La Noue
- Billy Moran 80.8 - 85.6 Brian Wohlhieter
- Thomas Pacelle 100.5 - 76.7 Michael Amabile
Week 13
- Brian Wohlhieter 97.9 - 95.2 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Pacelle 107.4 - 81.4 Thomas Koslowski
- Kevin Merry 78.8 - 74.9 Connor Marr
- Billy Moran 92.5 - 53.7 Michael Amabile
- Alexandre de La Noue 101.5 - 121.2 Jai Vaze
- Andrew D'Onofrio 100.2 - 110.8 Eric Leyden
Week 14
- Thomas Koslowski 128.6 - 102.6 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Brian Wohlhieter 103.3 - 62.1 Michael Amabile
- Kevin Merry 73.8 - 118.0 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Pacelle 134.2 - 110.2 Jai Vaze
- Eric Leyden 96.7 - 106.4 Billy Moran
- Connor Marr 114.5 - 100.3 Alexandre de La Noue
January football
Playoffs
Week 15
- Connor Marr 62.4 - 60.2 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Billy Moran 99.9 - 81.0 Jai Vaze
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 93.8 - 75.4 Thomas Koslowski
- Eric Leyden 72.2 - 85.2 Michael Amabile
- Alexandre de La Noue 70.7 - 57.4 Kevin Merry
Week 16
- Thomas Pacelle 106.0 - 83.3 Connor Marr
- Brian Wohlhieter 97.6 - 93.4 Billy Moran
- Andrew D'Onofrio 83.8 - 103.3 Jai Vaze
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 110.0 - 74.6 Michael Amabile
- Thomas Koslowski 80.2 - 92.0 Alexandre de La Noue
- Eric Leyden 78.1 - 91.6 Kevin Merry
Week 17
- Thomas Pacelle 91.6 - 84.5 Brian Wohlhieter
- Billy Moran 112.0 - 118.2 Connor Marr
- Andrew D'Onofrio 108.9 - 137.8 Jai Vaze
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 65.4 - 74.3 Alexandre de La Noue
- Michael Amabile 100.7 - 94.7 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Koslowski 115.0 - 93.4 Eric Leyden
Faded rows are consolation-bracket games (not on the championship path).