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2022

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The big one

Champion

Eric Leyden
Eric Leyden
This Is Crema
Championship game
16 Strangers Who Are ROWDY
43.10
vs
This is Crema
64.80

Assisted by his sous-chef, Kirill, Pawl cooked up great dishes all season long. From the key selection of delicious Chubb(y) Brown ingredients to the trade for a new Cook, all went to perfection. Well almost, as the final vs. Merry was cut short, bringing controversy.

Hardware

Season awards

2v2 hardware

Cornerment

The 2022 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.

2022 Cornerment
Date
July 30, 2022
Venue
Airbnb
Where
Windham, NY
Setting the table

Draft

2022 Draft
Date
August 27, 2022
Venue
The Gem Saloon
Where
New York, NY
Round 1 12 picks
1.1 Jonathan Taylor Brian Wohlhieter
1.2 Christian McCaffrey Alexandre de La Noue
1.3 Derrick Henry Thomas Pacelle
1.4 Austin Ekeler Jai Vaze
1.5 Najee Harris Connor Marr
1.6 Joe Mixon Kevin Merry
1.7 Dalvin Cook Andrew D'Onofrio
1.8 Justin Jefferson Matthew D'Apuzzo
1.9 Cooper Kupp Michael Amabile
1.10 Alvin Kamara Billy Moran
1.11 Leonard Fournette Eric Leyden
1.12 Ja'Marr Chase Thomas Koslowski
Round 2 12 picks
2.1 D'Andre Swift Thomas Koslowski
2.2 Nick Chubb Eric Leyden
2.3 Saquon Barkley Kevin Merry
2.4 James Conner Michael Amabile
2.5 Javonte Williams Matthew D'Apuzzo
2.6 Aaron Jones Andrew D'Onofrio
2.7 Stefon Diggs Kevin Merry
2.8 Deebo Samuel Connor Marr
2.9 Davante Adams Jai Vaze
2.10 Ezekiel Elliott Thomas Pacelle
2.11 Mark Andrews Alexandre de La Noue
2.12 CeeDee Lamb Brian Wohlhieter
Round 3 12 picks
3.1 Mike Evans Brian Wohlhieter
3.2 Cam Akers Alexandre de La Noue
3.3 Breece Hall Thomas Pacelle
3.4 Travis Kelce Jai Vaze
3.5 Tyreek Hill Connor Marr
3.6 Michael Pittman Jr. Billy Moran
3.7 Kyle Pitts Andrew D'Onofrio
3.8 DJ Moore Matthew D'Apuzzo
3.9 Josh Allen Michael Amabile
3.10 Keenan Allen Billy Moran
3.11 A.J. Brown Eric Leyden
3.12 Marquise Brown Thomas Koslowski
Round 4 12 picks
4.1 J.K. Dobbins Thomas Koslowski
4.2 David Montgomery Eric Leyden
4.3 Tee Higgins Billy Moran
4.4 Mike Williams Michael Amabile
4.5 Travis Etienne Jr. Matthew D'Apuzzo
4.6 Courtland Sutton Andrew D'Onofrio
4.7 Elijah Mitchell Billy Moran
4.8 Tony Pollard Connor Marr
4.9 Lamar Jackson Jai Vaze
4.10 George Kittle Thomas Pacelle
4.11 Terry McLaurin Alexandre de La Noue
4.12 Chris Godwin Brian Wohlhieter
Round 5 12 picks
5.1 Allen Robinson II Brian Wohlhieter
5.2 Jerry Jeudy Alexandre de La Noue
5.3 DK Metcalf Thomas Pacelle
5.4 AJ Dillon Jai Vaze
5.5 Gabe Davis Connor Marr
5.6 Josh Jacobs Kevin Merry
5.7 Brandin Cooks Andrew D'Onofrio
5.8 Diontae Johnson Matthew D'Apuzzo
5.9 Clyde Edwards-Helaire Michael Amabile
5.10 Damien Harris Billy Moran
5.11 Justin Herbert Eric Leyden
5.12 Patrick Mahomes Thomas Koslowski
Round 6 12 picks
6.1 Darren Waller Thomas Koslowski
6.2 Jaylen Waddle Eric Leyden
6.3 Kyler Murray Billy Moran
6.4 Kareem Hunt Michael Amabile
6.5 Jalen Hurts Matthew D'Apuzzo
6.6 Russell Wilson Andrew D'Onofrio
6.7 Dalton Schultz Kevin Merry
6.8 Dameon Pierce Connor Marr
6.9 Chase Edmonds Jai Vaze
6.10 Rashaad Penny Thomas Pacelle
6.11 Miles Sanders Alexandre de La Noue
6.12 Rashod Bateman Brian Wohlhieter
Round 7 12 picks
7.1 Cordarrelle Patterson Brian Wohlhieter
7.2 JuJu Smith-Schuster Alexandre de La Noue
7.3 Devin Singletary Thomas Pacelle
7.4 Melvin Gordon III Jai Vaze
7.5 Allen Lazard Connor Marr
7.6 Amon-Ra St. Brown Kevin Merry
7.7 Darnell Mooney Andrew D'Onofrio
7.8 Rhamondre Stevenson Matthew D'Apuzzo
7.9 Antonio Gibson Michael Amabile
7.10 T.J. Hockenson Billy Moran
7.11 Amari Cooper Eric Leyden
7.12 Michael Thomas Thomas Koslowski
Round 8 12 picks
8.1 Adam Thielen Thomas Koslowski
8.2 Hunter Renfrow Eric Leyden
8.3 James Robinson Kevin Merry
8.4 Alexander Mattison Michael Amabile
8.5 Elijah Moore Matthew D'Apuzzo
8.6 Darrell Henderson Jr. Andrew D'Onofrio
8.7 Trey Lance Kevin Merry
8.8 Dak Prescott Connor Marr
8.9 Tom Brady Jai Vaze
8.10 Joe Burrow Thomas Pacelle
8.11 DeAndre Hopkins Alexandre de La Noue
8.12 Dallas Goedert Brian Wohlhieter
Round 9 12 picks
9.1 James Cook Brian Wohlhieter
9.2 Chris Olave Alexandre de La Noue
9.3 Brandon Aiyuk Thomas Pacelle
9.4 Brian Robinson Jr. Jai Vaze
9.5 Justin Tucker Connor Marr
9.6 Michael Carter Kevin Merry
9.7 Christian Kirk Andrew D'Onofrio
9.8 Kenneth Walker III Matthew D'Apuzzo
9.9 Drake London Michael Amabile
9.10 Marquez Valdes-Scantling Billy Moran
9.11 Dawson Knox Eric Leyden
9.12 DeVonta Smith Thomas Koslowski
Round 10 12 picks
10.1 Raheem Mostert Thomas Koslowski
10.2 Kadarius Toney Eric Leyden
10.3 Kenneth Gainwell Billy Moran
10.4 Hunter Henry Michael Amabile
10.5 Zach Ertz Matthew D'Apuzzo
10.6 Tyler Lockett Andrew D'Onofrio
10.7 Jahan Dotson Kevin Merry
10.8 Tyler Allgeier Kevin Merry
10.9 Robert Woods Jai Vaze
10.10 Skyy Moore Thomas Pacelle
10.11 Garrett Wilson Alexandre de La Noue
10.12 Jamaal Williams Brian Wohlhieter
Round 11 12 picks
11.1 DeVante Parker Brian Wohlhieter
11.2 Aaron Rodgers Alexandre de La Noue
11.3 Rachaad White Thomas Pacelle
11.4 Isiah Pacheco Jai Vaze
11.5 Tyler Boyd Connor Marr
11.6 Bills D/ST Connor Marr
11.7 Khalil Herbert Andrew D'Onofrio
11.8 Nyheim Hines Matthew D'Apuzzo
11.9 Mark Ingram II Michael Amabile
11.10 Treylon Burks Billy Moran
11.11 Chase Claypool Eric Leyden
11.12 Chuba Hubbard Thomas Koslowski
Round 12 12 picks
12.1 Saints D/ST Thomas Koslowski
12.2 Ravens D/ST Eric Leyden
12.3 J.D. McKissic Billy Moran
12.4 George Pickens Michael Amabile
12.5 Colts D/ST Matthew D'Apuzzo
12.6 Michael Gallup Andrew D'Onofrio
12.7 Hayden Hurst Connor Marr
12.8 Darrel Williams Connor Marr
12.9 Joshua Palmer Jai Vaze
12.10 Isaiah Spiller Thomas Pacelle
12.11 D'Onta Foreman Alexandre de La Noue
12.12 49ers D/ST Brian Wohlhieter
Round 13 12 picks
13.1 Christian Watson Brian Wohlhieter
13.2 Tyrion Davis-Price Alexandre de La Noue
13.3 Zamir White Thomas Pacelle
13.4 Marlon Mack Jai Vaze
13.5 DJ Chark Kevin Merry
13.6 Buccaneers D/ST Kevin Merry
13.7 Mike Davis Andrew D'Onofrio
13.8 Alec Pierce Matthew D'Apuzzo
13.9 Julio Jones Michael Amabile
13.10 Jerick McKinnon Billy Moran
13.11 Evan McPherson Eric Leyden
13.12 Jakobi Meyers Thomas Koslowski
Round 14 12 picks
14.1 Matt Gay Thomas Koslowski
14.2 Packers D/ST Eric Leyden
14.3 Browns D/ST Billy Moran
14.4 Robbie Anderson Michael Amabile
14.5 Rondale Moore Matthew D'Apuzzo
14.6 Justin Fields Andrew D'Onofrio
14.7 Trevor Lawrence Kevin Merry
14.8 Kirk Cousins Connor Marr
14.9 Joshua Kelley Jai Vaze
14.10 Ronald Jones Thomas Pacelle
14.11 Dontrell Hilliard Alexandre de La Noue
14.12 K.J. Osborn Brian Wohlhieter
Round 15 12 picks
15.1 Daniel Carlson Brian Wohlhieter
15.2 Broncos D/ST Alexandre de La Noue
15.3 Patriots D/ST Thomas Pacelle
15.4 Bengals D/ST Jai Vaze
15.5 Marvin Jones Jr. Connor Marr
15.6 Harrison Butker Kevin Merry
15.7 Eagles D/ST Andrew D'Onofrio
15.8 Cole Kmet Matthew D'Apuzzo
15.9 Cowboys D/ST Michael Amabile
15.10 Sony Michel Billy Moran
15.11 D'Ernest Johnson Eric Leyden
15.12 Isaiah McKenzie Thomas Koslowski
Round 16 12 picks
16.1 Russell Gage Thomas Koslowski
16.2 Ke'Shawn Vaughn Eric Leyden
16.3 Brandon McManus Billy Moran
16.4 Chris Boswell Michael Amabile
16.5 Tyler Bass Matthew D'Apuzzo
16.6 Nick Folk Andrew D'Onofrio
16.7 Hassan Haskins Kevin Merry
16.8 Mecole Hardman Connor Marr
16.9 Matt Prater Jai Vaze
16.10 Greg Joseph Thomas Pacelle
16.11 Ryan Succop Alexandre de La Noue
16.12 Nathan Peterman Brian Wohlhieter
This year’s rosters

Teams

12-team league

Standings

# Team Owner W-L PF Honors
1st This is Crema Eric Leyden 13-4 1661.0
Champion
2nd 16 Strangers Who Are ROWDY Kevin Merry 11-5 1607.6
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3rd Pls Sir May I Have Some More? Matthew D'Apuzzo 10-6 1612.3
4th Spirit Halloween Thomas Koslowski 9-6 1372.8
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5th Ts and Ps to Breece's Knees Thomas Pacelle 7-8 1539.6
6th Dr. Gurian and A$sociates Jai Vaze 8-7 1464.4
7th Death to Bureau cracy! (Brian) Andrew D'Onofrio 4-10 1095.7
8th Pazzo Dubbed Over Billy Moran 5-9 1089.7
9th A December To Remember Alexandre de La Noue 6-8 1267.7
Belt
10th What We Do In the Endzones Connor Marr 3-11 1219.3
11th Brian The Bureaucrat Brian Wohlhieter 6-8 1262.8
Belt
12th That One Wing At The Draft Michael Amabile 7-7 1272.4
Week by week

Regular season

January football

Playoffs

Faded rows are consolation-bracket games (not on the championship path).