2022
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The big one
Champion
Eric Leyden
This Is Crema
Championship game
Assisted by his sous-chef, Kirill, Pawl cooked up great dishes all season long. From the key selection of delicious Chubb(y) Brown ingredients to the trade for a new Cook, all went to perfection. Well almost, as the final vs. Merry was cut short, bringing controversy.
Hardware
Season awards
East banner
Thomas Koslowski
Spirit Halloween
West banner
Kevin Merry
16 Strangers Who Are ROWDY
Cornerment belt
Top scorer (PF)
Eric Leyden
1661.0 points
Biggest blowout
2v2 hardware
Cornerment
The 2022 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.
- Date
- July 30, 2022
- Venue
- Airbnb
- Where
- Windham, NY
2nd
3rd
5th
Setting the table
Draft
- Date
- August 27, 2022
- Venue
- The Gem Saloon
- Where
- New York, NY
Round 1 12 picks
Round 2 12 picks
Round 3 12 picks
Round 4 12 picks
Round 5 12 picks
Round 6 12 picks
Round 7 12 picks
Round 8 12 picks
Round 9 12 picks
Round 10 12 picks
Round 11 12 picks
Round 12 12 picks
Round 13 12 picks
Round 14 12 picks
Round 15 12 picks
Round 16 12 picks
This year’s rosters
Teams
Eric Leyden
This is Crema
Kevin Merry
16 Strangers Who Are ROWDY
Matthew D'Apuzzo
Pls Sir May I Have Some More?
Thomas Koslowski
Spirit Halloween
Thomas Pacelle
Ts and Ps to Breece's Knees
Jai Vaze
Dr. Gurian and A$sociates
Andrew D'Onofrio
Death to Bureau cracy! (Brian)
Billy Moran
Pazzo Dubbed Over
Alexandre de La Noue
A December To Remember
Connor Marr
What We Do In the Endzones
Brian Wohlhieter
Brian The Bureaucrat
Michael Amabile
That One Wing At The Draft
12-team league
Standings
| # | Team | Owner | W-L | PF | Honors | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | This is Crema | Eric Leyden | 13-4 | 1661.0 | West | |
| 2nd | 16 Strangers Who Are ROWDY | Kevin Merry | 11-5 | 1607.6 | West | |
| 3rd | Pls Sir May I Have Some More? | Matthew D'Apuzzo | 10-6 | 1612.3 | West | |
| 4th | Spirit Halloween | Thomas Koslowski | 9-6 | 1372.8 | East | |
| 5th | Ts and Ps to Breece's Knees | Thomas Pacelle | 7-8 | 1539.6 | West | |
| 6th | Dr. Gurian and A$sociates | Jai Vaze | 8-7 | 1464.4 | East | |
| 7th | Death to Bureau cracy! (Brian) | Andrew D'Onofrio | 4-10 | 1095.7 | East | |
| 8th | Pazzo Dubbed Over | Billy Moran | 5-9 | 1089.7 | West | |
| 9th | A December To Remember | Alexandre de La Noue | 6-8 | 1267.7 | East | |
| 10th | What We Do In the Endzones | Connor Marr | 3-11 | 1219.3 | West | |
| 11th | Brian The Bureaucrat | Brian Wohlhieter | 6-8 | 1262.8 | East | |
| 12th | That One Wing At The Draft | Michael Amabile | 7-7 | 1272.4 | East | |
Week by week
Regular season
Week 1
- Michael Amabile 111.2 - 127.4 Kevin Merry
- Connor Marr 66.0 - 107.7 Brian Wohlhieter
- Jai Vaze 69.8 - 64.6 Thomas Pacelle
- Billy Moran 82.5 - 80.1 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Koslowski 125.4 - 95.9 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Eric Leyden 102.0 - 60.3 Andrew D'Onofrio
Week 2
- Eric Leyden 136.9 - 72.9 Jai Vaze
- Alexandre de La Noue 81.9 - 89.1 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Pacelle 61.9 - 120.8 Brian Wohlhieter
- Thomas Koslowski 75.9 - 102.0 Connor Marr
- Billy Moran 82.6 - 109.5 Michael Amabile
- Andrew D'Onofrio 82.4 - 119.7 Kevin Merry
Week 3
- Michael Amabile 96.4 - 68.5 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Eric Leyden 83.1 - 110.0 Brian Wohlhieter
- Andrew D'Onofrio 53.7 - 74.2 Billy Moran
- Thomas Pacelle 112.0 - 68.5 Thomas Koslowski
- Jai Vaze 96.2 - 102.0 Kevin Merry
- Connor Marr 76.9 - 80.3 Alexandre de La Noue
Week 4
- Alexandre de La Noue 102.5 - 100.8 Thomas Pacelle
- Michael Amabile 96.5 - 85.4 Connor Marr
- Thomas Koslowski 80.9 - 88.5 Eric Leyden
- Brian Wohlhieter 127.9 - 84.0 Kevin Merry
- Jai Vaze 122.3 - 113.9 Billy Moran
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 93.6 - 90.7 Andrew D'Onofrio
Week 5
- Andrew D'Onofrio 61.6 - 101.7 Connor Marr
- Alexandre de La Noue 91.9 - 127.9 Eric Leyden
- Jai Vaze 125.2 - 106.5 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Brian Wohlhieter 88.0 - 67.5 Billy Moran
- Michael Amabile 114.0 - 111.5 Thomas Pacelle
- Thomas Koslowski 93.6 - 66.8 Kevin Merry
Week 6
- Andrew D'Onofrio 68.6 - 107.2 Thomas Pacelle
- Alexandre de La Noue 96.1 - 110.3 Kevin Merry
- Brian Wohlhieter 49.6 - 90.2 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Koslowski 91.5 - 66.1 Billy Moran
- Michael Amabile 49.2 - 79.7 Eric Leyden
- Jai Vaze 109.6 - 86.4 Connor Marr
Week 7
- Michael Amabile 86.4 - 95.5 Thomas Koslowski
- Brian Wohlhieter 60.7 - 75.0 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Thomas Pacelle 123.8 - 121.4 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Billy Moran 48.6 - 72.2 Connor Marr
- Eric Leyden 89.8 - 100.0 Kevin Merry
- Alexandre de La Noue 78.4 - 87.9 Jai Vaze
Week 8
- Billy Moran 113.2 - 104.2 Thomas Pacelle
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 133.8 - 86.9 Kevin Merry
- Connor Marr 121.9 - 149.8 Eric Leyden
- Michael Amabile 108.1 - 59.8 Jai Vaze
- Alexandre de La Noue 128.1 - 71.5 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Brian Wohlhieter 70.1 - 86.9 Thomas Koslowski
Week 9
- Connor Marr 76.0 - 116.6 Kevin Merry
- Jai Vaze 121.2 - 89.6 Brian Wohlhieter
- Michael Amabile 82.0 - 70.4 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Koslowski 106.1 - 87.1 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Billy Moran 58.2 - 127.4 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Eric Leyden 66.9 - 116.4 Thomas Pacelle
Week 10
- Billy Moran 55.6 - 69.5 Eric Leyden
- Jai Vaze 98.8 - 94.6 Thomas Koslowski
- Alexandre de La Noue 94.9 - 79.5 Brian Wohlhieter
- Thomas Pacelle 92.0 - 112.6 Kevin Merry
- Connor Marr 88.6 - 94.2 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Andrew D'Onofrio 102.2 - 75.7 Michael Amabile
Week 11
- Connor Marr 94.4 - 160.1 Thomas Pacelle
- Andrew D'Onofrio 81.4 - 138.4 Jai Vaze
- Thomas Koslowski 98.5 - 68.5 Alexandre de La Noue
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 61.7 - 112.6 Eric Leyden
- Billy Moran 88.0 - 84.3 Kevin Merry
- Michael Amabile 97.5 - 101.3 Brian Wohlhieter
Week 12
- Jai Vaze 77.6 - 90.7 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Michael Amabile 79.9 - 139.2 Kevin Merry
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 122.6 - 96.9 Eric Leyden
- Thomas Koslowski 64.3 - 96.7 Alexandre de La Noue
- Billy Moran 120.6 - 112.8 Brian Wohlhieter
- Thomas Pacelle 86.2 - 63.1 Connor Marr
Week 13
- Brian Wohlhieter 72.2 - 120.6 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Pacelle 76.8 - 86.0 Thomas Koslowski
- Kevin Merry 121.4 - 84.8 Connor Marr
- Billy Moran 68.5 - 81.9 Michael Amabile
- Alexandre de La Noue 112.0 - 105.7 Jai Vaze
- Andrew D'Onofrio 87.7 - 97.8 Eric Leyden
Week 14
- Jai Vaze 82.3 - 82.9 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Brian Wohlhieter 72.6 - 93.6 Kevin Merry
- Connor Marr 99.9 - 103.8 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Pacelle 97.8 - 84.2 Michael Amabile
- Eric Leyden 67.3 - 50.3 Billy Moran
- Thomas Koslowski 109.6 - 85.9 Alexandre de La Noue
January football
Playoffs
Week 15
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 118.1 - 96.6 Jai Vaze
- Eric Leyden 128.6 - 124.4 Thomas Pacelle
- Michael Amabile 69.7 - 83.0 Alexandre de La Noue
- Brian Wohlhieter 42.0 - 83.2 Billy Moran
- Andrew D'Onofrio 84.4 - 80.6 Connor Marr
Week 16
- Kevin Merry 99.7 - 65.0 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Koslowski 95.5 - 99.1 Eric Leyden
- Jai Vaze 79.1 - 88.1 Thomas Pacelle
- Alexandre de La Noue 72.5 - 86.7 Billy Moran
- Michael Amabile 84.8 - 112.4 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Brian Wohlhieter 56.5 - 102.9 Connor Marr
Week 17
- Kevin Merry 43.1 - 64.8 Eric Leyden
- Thomas Koslowski 96.9 - 104.1 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Jai Vaze 70.5 - 78.2 Thomas Pacelle
- Billy Moran 76.5 - 81.6 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Alexandre de La Noue 112.7 - 42.5 Connor Marr
- Michael Amabile 84.9 - 103.3 Brian Wohlhieter
Faded rows are consolation-bracket games (not on the championship path).