2024
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The big one
Champion
Michael Amabile
White Dudes for Kamara
Championship game
For the fifth consecutive year, we have a first-time Champion! Mike had a dominant campaign, having the best regular season record before winning each playoff game by 20+ points. A well-deserved first championship for a 3-time division winner.
Hardware
Season awards
2v2 hardware
Cornerment
The 2024 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.
- Date
- June 1, 2024
- Venue
- Airbnb
- Where
- Frankford, NJ
4th
5th
6th
Setting the table
Draft
- Date
- September 3, 2024
- Venue
- Mike's Apartment + Remote
- Where
- Hoboken, NJ
Round 1 12 picks
Round 2 12 picks
Round 3 12 picks
Round 4 12 picks
Round 5 12 picks
Round 6 12 picks
Round 7 12 picks
Round 8 12 picks
Round 9 12 picks
Round 10 12 picks
Round 11 12 picks
Round 12 12 picks
Round 13 12 picks
Round 14 12 picks
Round 15 12 picks
Round 16 12 picks
This year’s rosters
Teams
Michael Amabile
White Dudes for Kamara
Thomas Koslowski
Klomp$ Moral Compass
Jai Vaze
Concepts of an IR Spot
Matthew D'Apuzzo
Deadeyes Shaky Hands Can't Lose
Kevin Merry
Kickers For Kamala
Thomas Pacelle
You Zyn Jules, You Zyn
Brian Wohlhieter
The Notorious D.A.D
Billy Moran
Outdoor Bits, Indoor Cigs
Alexandre de La Noue
William the Corruptor
Kirill Gordeitchik
Big Tuna and the Jets
Eric Leyden
Baby's Trust Fund
Andrew D'Onofrio
In Sickness and in Health (IR)
12-team league
Standings
| # | Team | Owner | W-L | PF | Honors | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1st | White Dudes for Kamara | Michael Amabile | 12-4 | 1692.5 | East |   |
| 2nd | Klomp$ Moral Compass | Thomas Koslowski | 11-6 | 1739.2 | East | |
| 3rd | Concepts of an IR Spot | Jai Vaze | 8-8 | 1567.5 | East |  |
| 4th | Deadeyes Shaky Hands Can't Lose | Matthew D'Apuzzo | 8-7 | 1522.3 | West |  |
| 5th | Kickers For Kamala | Kevin Merry | 8-7 | 1348.4 | West | |
| 6th | You Zyn Jules, You Zyn | Thomas Pacelle | 7-8 | 1353.0 | West | |
| 7th | The Notorious D.A.D | Brian Wohlhieter | 6-8 | 1276.6 | East | |
| 8th | Outdoor Bits, Indoor Cigs | Billy Moran | 6-8 | 1197.1 | West | |
| 9th | William the Corruptor | Alexandre de La Noue | 6-8 | 1208.0 | East | |
| 10th | Big Tuna and the Jets | Kirill Gordeitchik | 6-8 | 1229.5 | West | |
| 11th | Baby's Trust Fund | Eric Leyden | 5-9 | 1312.0 | West | |
| 12th | In Sickness and in Health (IR) | Andrew D'Onofrio | 6-8 | 1399.6 | East | |
Week by week
Regular season
Week 1
- Alexandre de La Noue 105.3 - 100.1 Kevin Merry
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 133.2 - 82.7 Brian Wohlhieter
- Andrew D'Onofrio 86.5 - 108.3 Thomas Pacelle
- Eric Leyden 74.9 - 112.5 Thomas Koslowski
- Michael Amabile 145.7 - 84.5 Kirill Gordeitchik
- Billy Moran 76.2 - 56.8 Jai Vaze
Week 2
- Billy Moran 121.2 - 64.0 Brian Wohlhieter
- Thomas Koslowski 65.6 - 106.4 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Kevin Merry 67.1 - 89.8 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Alexandre de La Noue 108.7 - 76.8 Eric Leyden
- Kirill Gordeitchik 112.9 - 107.0 Jai Vaze
- Michael Amabile 94.9 - 77.1 Thomas Pacelle
Week 3
- Alexandre de La Noue 53.9 - 59.7 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Kirill Gordeitchik 96.0 - 73.0 Brian Wohlhieter
- Michael Amabile 78.3 - 59.4 Kevin Merry
- Andrew D'Onofrio 145.5 - 81.1 Eric Leyden
- Thomas Pacelle 117.8 - 87.9 Jai Vaze
- Billy Moran 87.5 - 111.5 Thomas Koslowski
Week 4
- Thomas Pacelle 87.5 - 120.8 Brian Wohlhieter
- Andrew D'Onofrio 87.6 - 123.1 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Kirill Gordeitchik 84.8 - 103.5 Thomas Koslowski
- Alexandre de La Noue 69.0 - 55.7 Billy Moran
- Jai Vaze 77.4 - 96.6 Kevin Merry
- Michael Amabile 92.3 - 78.4 Eric Leyden
Week 5
- Thomas Pacelle 102.4 - 88.0 Thomas Koslowski
- Jai Vaze 127.0 - 80.7 Eric Leyden
- Kirill Gordeitchik 90.9 - 110.7 Alexandre de La Noue
- Andrew D'Onofrio 107.6 - 101.8 Billy Moran
- Brian Wohlhieter 99.7 - 94.2 Kevin Merry
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 93.3 - 96.3 Michael Amabile
Week 6
- Thomas Pacelle 87.1 - 79.6 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Koslowski 95.6 - 104.0 Kevin Merry
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 98.3 - 90.9 Jai Vaze
- Michael Amabile 119.2 - 71.2 Billy Moran
- Eric Leyden 105.2 - 59.2 Brian Wohlhieter
- Kirill Gordeitchik 68.8 - 136.9 Andrew D'Onofrio
Week 7
- Brian Wohlhieter 105.7 - 95.7 Thomas Koslowski
- Michael Amabile 104.4 - 100.1 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Jai Vaze 103.8 - 62.6 Alexandre de La Noue
- Eric Leyden 92.6 - 107.1 Kevin Merry
- Billy Moran 72.8 - 68.7 Thomas Pacelle
- Kirill Gordeitchik 127.6 - 93.3 Matthew D'Apuzzo
Week 8
- Kirill Gordeitchik 87.1 - 103.4 Thomas Pacelle
- Billy Moran 109.3 - 94.1 Eric Leyden
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 70.2 - 112.5 Kevin Merry
- Thomas Koslowski 86.8 - 84.8 Jai Vaze
- Alexandre de La Noue 114.3 - 93.4 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Brian Wohlhieter 80.4 - 123.4 Michael Amabile
Week 9
- Kirill Gordeitchik 98.9 - 89.2 Kevin Merry
- Jai Vaze 93.9 - 68.6 Brian Wohlhieter
- Michael Amabile 130.3 - 100.1 Alexandre de La Noue
- Thomas Koslowski 106.1 - 90.3 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Thomas Pacelle 127.0 - 95.2 Eric Leyden
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 113.4 - 72.7 Billy Moran
Week 10
- Eric Leyden 64.4 - 75.6 Kirill Gordeitchik
- Thomas Koslowski 87.9 - 55.5 Alexandre de La Noue
- Jai Vaze 111.7 - 107.8 Michael Amabile
- Kevin Merry 75.8 - 103.9 Billy Moran
- Thomas Pacelle 80.1 - 75.9 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Andrew D'Onofrio 85.9 - 101.9 Brian Wohlhieter
Week 11
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 111.2 - 128.3 Eric Leyden
- Andrew D'Onofrio 73.9 - 97.3 Jai Vaze
- Thomas Koslowski 130.2 - 99.9 Michael Amabile
- Thomas Pacelle 58.5 - 75.1 Kevin Merry
- Kirill Gordeitchik 52.3 - 87.2 Billy Moran
- Alexandre de La Noue 82.7 - 112.8 Brian Wohlhieter
Week 12
- Andrew D'Onofrio 123.0 - 82.0 Jai Vaze
- Michael Amabile 64.1 - 99.4 Kevin Merry
- Eric Leyden 111.2 - 77.8 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Billy Moran 95.2 - 107.1 Brian Wohlhieter
- Alexandre de La Noue 81.3 - 110.5 Thomas Koslowski
- Thomas Pacelle 74.5 - 78.1 Kirill Gordeitchik
Week 13
- Thomas Koslowski 102.5 - 133.3 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Thomas Pacelle 78.3 - 103.1 Andrew D'Onofrio
- Kirill Gordeitchik 77.5 - 110.9 Kevin Merry
- Billy Moran 72.2 - 124.1 Michael Amabile
- Jai Vaze 101.8 - 80.9 Alexandre de La Noue
- Brian Wohlhieter 80.4 - 87.4 Eric Leyden
Week 14
- Andrew D'Onofrio 76.0 - 83.6 Thomas Koslowski
- Jai Vaze 117.9 - 99.1 Thomas Pacelle
- Brian Wohlhieter 120.3 - 169.1 Matthew D'Apuzzo
- Kevin Merry 79.9 - 70.4 Billy Moran
- Eric Leyden 141.6 - 94.5 Kirill Gordeitchik
- Michael Amabile 63.6 - 103.4 Alexandre de La Noue
January football
Playoffs
Week 15
- Kevin Merry 77.2 - 113.8 Jai Vaze
- Thomas Koslowski 153.3 - 83.2 Thomas Pacelle
- Andrew D'Onofrio 114.9 - 130.5 Brian Wohlhieter
- Kirill Gordeitchik 101.5 - 80.7 Alexandre de La Noue
- Billy Moran 109.8 - 75.7 Eric Leyden
Week 16
- Michael Amabile 134.9 - 113.5 Jai Vaze
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 64.0 - 122.3 Thomas Koslowski
- Kevin Merry 132.9 - 93.2 Thomas Pacelle
- Brian Wohlhieter 125.1 - 91.7 Kirill Gordeitchik
- Andrew D'Onofrio 93.5 - 137.9 Billy Moran
- Alexandre de La Noue 112.1 - 105.2 Eric Leyden
Week 17
- Michael Amabile 113.3 - 83.5 Thomas Koslowski
- Matthew D'Apuzzo 79.9 - 102.3 Jai Vaze
- Kevin Merry 136.7 - 90.2 Thomas Pacelle
- Brian Wohlhieter 95.4 - 92.7 Billy Moran
- Kirill Gordeitchik 49.4 - 105.8 Alexandre de La Noue
- Andrew D'Onofrio 88.6 - 116.5 Eric Leyden
Faded rows are consolation-bracket games (not on the championship path).