2023

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The big one

Champion

Kevin Merry

Bengals & Tomatoes (Sliced)

Championship game

Matthew D'Apuzzo

Get Him to the Grease

91.50

Kevin Merry

Bengals and Tomatoes (Sliced)

101.10

After 12 long years, one of the league's founding members finally got his crown. For most of the championship it looked like Pazzo had it in the bag, but Butker the kicker flipped the script with 24 pts late. Surely the sole reason why he made the news in 2024.

Hardware

Season awards

I got FAAB on the brain

Cornerment belt

Matthew D'Apuzzo Jai Vaze

Top scorer (PF)

Matthew D'Apuzzo

1655.0 points

Biggest blowout

The Solution is Not Dilution 150.70 def. Bengals and Tomatoes (Sliced) 73.10 (by 77.6, week 3)

2v2 hardware

Cornerment

The 2023 Cornerment results — 6 pairs, ranked.

Date: July 29, 2023
Venue: Airbnb
Where: Swedesboro, NJ

1st

Matthew D'Apuzzo + Jai Vaze

2nd

Andrew D'Onofrio + Alexandre de La Noue

3rd

Thomas Pacelle + Brian Wohlhieter

4th

Thomas Koslowski + Kevin Merry

5th

Kirill Gordeitchik + Eric Leyden

6th

Michael Amabile + Connor Marr

Setting the table

Draft

Date: September 6, 2023
Venue: Eric's Apartment + Remote
Where: Hoboken, NJ

Round 1 12 picks

1.1 Christian McCaffrey Matthew D'Apuzzo

1.2 Nick Chubb Jai Vaze

1.3 Justin Jefferson Andrew D'Onofrio

1.4 Austin Ekeler Thomas Koslowski

1.5 Ja'Marr Chase Billy Moran

1.6 Bijan Robinson Alexandre de La Noue

1.7 Travis Kelce Thomas Pacelle

1.8 Saquon Barkley Brian Wohlhieter

1.9 Derrick Henry Michael Amabile

1.10 Tony Pollard Eric Leyden

1.11 Cooper Kupp Thomas Koslowski

1.12 Garrett Wilson Connor Marr

Round 2 12 picks

2.1 Travis Etienne Jr. Connor Marr

2.2 Josh Jacobs Kevin Merry

2.3 Joe Mixon Kevin Merry

2.4 Tyreek Hill Michael Amabile

2.5 A.J. Brown Brian Wohlhieter

2.6 Jonathan Taylor Thomas Pacelle

2.7 Stefon Diggs Billy Moran

2.8 Jahmyr Gibbs Eric Leyden

2.9 CeeDee Lamb Alexandre de La Noue

2.10 Najee Harris Andrew D'Onofrio

2.11 Davante Adams Jai Vaze

2.12 Aaron Jones Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 3 12 picks

3.1 Amon-Ra St. Brown Matthew D'Apuzzo

3.2 Jalen Hurts Jai Vaze

3.3 Mark Andrews Andrew D'Onofrio

3.4 Patrick Mahomes Alexandre de La Noue

3.5 Jaylen Waddle Eric Leyden

3.6 Chris Olave Billy Moran

3.7 Kenneth Walker III Thomas Pacelle

3.8 Tee Higgins Brian Wohlhieter

3.9 Josh Allen Michael Amabile

3.10 Dameon Pierce Eric Leyden

3.11 Alexander Mattison Kevin Merry

3.12 Lamar Jackson Connor Marr

Round 4 12 picks

4.1 Amari Cooper Connor Marr

4.2 Calvin Ridley Thomas Koslowski

4.3 J.K. Dobbins Alexandre de La Noue

4.4 DK Metcalf Michael Amabile

4.5 Rhamondre Stevenson Brian Wohlhieter

4.6 Breece Hall Thomas Pacelle

4.7 Justin Fields Kevin Merry

4.8 Miles Sanders Billy Moran

4.9 DeVonta Smith Kevin Merry

4.10 James Conner Andrew D'Onofrio

4.11 Deebo Samuel Jai Vaze

4.12 Cam Akers Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 5 12 picks

5.1 Justin Herbert Matthew D'Apuzzo

5.2 T.J. Hockenson Jai Vaze

5.3 David Montgomery Andrew D'Onofrio

5.4 Alvin Kamara Alexandre de La Noue

5.5 DJ Moore Eric Leyden

5.6 Darren Waller Eric Leyden

5.7 Terry McLaurin Thomas Pacelle

5.8 Javonte Williams Brian Wohlhieter

5.9 Keenan Allen Michael Amabile

5.10 James Cook Billy Moran

5.11 Rachaad White Thomas Koslowski

5.12 AJ Dillon Connor Marr

Round 6 12 picks

6.1 George Kittle Connor Marr

6.2 Khalil Herbert Thomas Koslowski

6.3 Joe Burrow Billy Moran

6.4 Isiah Pacheco Michael Amabile

6.5 Dallas Goedert Brian Wohlhieter

6.6 DeAndre Hopkins Thomas Pacelle

6.7 Kyle Pitts Billy Moran

6.8 Christian Watson Kevin Merry

6.9 Mike Evans Alexandre de La Noue

6.10 Mike Williams Andrew D'Onofrio

6.11 D'Andre Swift Jai Vaze

6.12 Diontae Johnson Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 7 12 picks

7.1 Brandon Aiyuk Matthew D'Apuzzo

7.2 Tyler Lockett Jai Vaze

7.3 Dalvin Cook Andrew D'Onofrio

7.4 Drake London Alexandre de La Noue

7.5 Jahan Dotson Kevin Merry

7.6 Samaje Perine Kevin Merry

7.7 Brian Robinson Jr. Thomas Pacelle

7.8 Trevor Lawrence Brian Wohlhieter

7.9 Christian Kirk Michael Amabile

7.10 Antonio Gibson Kevin Merry

7.11 Chris Godwin Thomas Koslowski

7.12 Gabe Davis Connor Marr

Round 8 12 picks

8.1 Courtland Sutton Connor Marr

8.2 Evan Engram Thomas Koslowski

8.3 Daniel Jones Thomas Koslowski

8.4 Jamaal Williams Michael Amabile

8.5 Marquise Brown Brian Wohlhieter

8.6 Brandin Cooks Thomas Pacelle

8.7 George Pickens Kevin Merry

8.8 Jordan Addison Eric Leyden

8.9 Zach Charbonnet Alexandre de La Noue

8.10 Jerry Jeudy Andrew D'Onofrio

8.11 Skyy Moore Jai Vaze

8.12 Damien Harris Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 9 12 picks

9.1 Zay Flowers Matthew D'Apuzzo

9.2 Ezekiel Elliott Jai Vaze

9.3 Jaxon Smith-Njigba Andrew D'Onofrio

9.4 Pat Freiermuth Alexandre de La Noue

9.5 Elijah Mitchell Eric Leyden

9.6 De'Von Achane Billy Moran

9.7 Raheem Mostert Thomas Pacelle

9.8 Michael Pittman Jr. Brian Wohlhieter

9.9 Michael Thomas Michael Amabile

9.10 Deshaun Watson Eric Leyden

9.11 Odell Beckham Jr. Thomas Koslowski

9.12 Rashaad Penny Connor Marr

Round 10 12 picks

10.1 Dalton Schultz Connor Marr

10.2 Jeff Wilson Jr. Thomas Koslowski

10.3 Jaylen Warren Billy Moran

10.4 Jerick McKinnon Michael Amabile

10.5 Devin Singletary Brian Wohlhieter

10.6 Tua Tagovailoa Thomas Pacelle

10.7 Quentin Johnston Billy Moran

10.8 Treylon Burks Eric Leyden

10.9 Tank Bigsby Alexandre de La Noue

10.10 Rashod Bateman Andrew D'Onofrio

10.11 Roschon Johnson Jai Vaze

10.12 David Njoku Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 11 12 picks

11.1 Tyler Allgeier Matthew D'Apuzzo

11.2 Anthony Richardson Jai Vaze

11.3 Dak Prescott Andrew D'Onofrio

11.4 Gus Edwards Alexandre de La Noue

11.5 49ers D/ST Eric Leyden

11.6 Tyler Higbee Kevin Merry

11.7 D'Onta Foreman Thomas Pacelle

11.8 Allen Lazard Brian Wohlhieter

11.9 Tyjae Spears Michael Amabile

11.10 Kyren Williams Billy Moran

11.11 Kadarius Toney Thomas Koslowski

11.12 Tyler Boyd Connor Marr

Round 12 12 picks

12.1 Jets D/ST Connor Marr

12.2 Nico Collins Thomas Koslowski

12.3 Jonathan Mingo Billy Moran

12.4 Greg Dulcich Michael Amabile

12.5 Ravens D/ST Brian Wohlhieter

12.6 Jameson Williams Thomas Pacelle

12.7 Ty Chandler Kevin Merry

12.8 Elijah Moore Eric Leyden

12.9 Romeo Doubs Alexandre de La Noue

12.10 Dalton Kincaid Andrew D'Onofrio

12.11 Justin Tucker Jai Vaze

12.12 Saints D/ST Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 13 12 picks

13.1 Jakobi Meyers Matthew D'Apuzzo

13.2 Bills D/ST Jai Vaze

13.3 Van Jefferson Andrew D'Onofrio

13.4 Steelers D/ST Alexandre de La Noue

13.5 Evan McPherson Eric Leyden

13.6 JuJu Smith-Schuster Kevin Merry

13.7 Evan Hull Thomas Pacelle

13.8 Daniel Carlson Brian Wohlhieter

13.9 Joshua Kelley Michael Amabile

13.10 Clyde Edwards-Helaire Billy Moran

13.11 Eagles D/ST Thomas Koslowski

13.12 Brett Maher Connor Marr

Round 14 12 picks

14.1 Rondale Moore Connor Marr

14.2 DJ Chark Jr. Thomas Koslowski

14.3 Kenneth Gainwell Billy Moran

14.4 Cowboys D/ST Michael Amabile

14.5 Jerome Ford Brian Wohlhieter

14.6 Geno Smith Thomas Pacelle

14.7 Dolphins D/ST Kevin Merry

14.8 Matt Breida Eric Leyden

14.9 Marvin Mims Jr. Alexandre de La Noue

14.10 Kendre Miller Andrew D'Onofrio

14.11 Chuba Hubbard Jai Vaze

14.12 Tyler Bass Matthew D'Apuzzo

Round 15 12 picks

15.1 Harrison Butker Kevin Merry

15.2 Darnell Mooney Jai Vaze

15.3 Patriots D/ST Andrew D'Onofrio

15.4 Chigoziem Okonkwo Alexandre de La Noue

15.5 Cole Kmet Eric Leyden

15.6 Jalin Hyatt Matthew D'Apuzzo

15.7 Broncos D/ST Thomas Pacelle

15.8 Aaron Rodgers Brian Wohlhieter

15.9 Juwan Johnson Michael Amabile

15.10 Commanders D/ST Billy Moran

15.11 Graham Gano Thomas Koslowski

15.12 Michael Gallup Connor Marr

Round 16 12 picks

16.1 Chase Claypool Connor Marr

16.2 Chase Edmonds Thomas Koslowski

16.3 Jason Myers Billy Moran

16.4 Jake Elliott Michael Amabile

16.5 Deon Jackson Brian Wohlhieter

16.6 Younghoe Koo Thomas Pacelle

16.7 Sam LaPorta Matthew D'Apuzzo

16.8 Rashee Rice Eric Leyden

16.9 Greg Joseph Alexandre de La Noue

16.10 Matt Gay Andrew D'Onofrio

16.11 K.J. Osborn Jai Vaze

16.12 Kenny Pickett Kevin Merry

This year’s rosters

Teams

Kevin Merry

Bengals and Tomatoes (Sliced)

Matthew D'Apuzzo

Get Him to the Grease

Connor Marr

I got FAAB on the brain

Michael Amabile

Gotta Cuff 'Em All!

Thomas Pacelle

Tommy P's Mojo Dojo Casa House

Alexandre de La Noue

Committed to the Shark

Andrew D'Onofrio

Anti-Competition Committee

Billy Moran

Klomps Is Actually My Ground

The Solution is Not Dilution

12-team league

Standings

#	Team	Owner	W-L	PF	PA	Division
1st	Bengals and Tomatoes (Sliced)	Kevin Merry	10-7	1524.2	1580.6	West
2nd	Get Him to the Grease	Matthew D'Apuzzo	10-7	1655.0	1555.3	West
3rd	I got FAAB on the brain	Connor Marr	9-6	1466.2	1335.6	West
4th	Gotta Cuff 'Em All!	Michael Amabile	12-3	1601.3	1341.6	East
5th	Tommy P's Mojo Dojo Casa House	Thomas Pacelle	9-6	1405.8	1267.7	West
6th	Committed to the Shark	Alexandre de La Noue	7-8	1420.4	1498.4	East
7th	Anti-Competition Committee	Andrew D'Onofrio	6-8	1226.8	1308.5	East
8th	Klomps Is Actually My Ground	Billy Moran	4-10	1324.4	1466.6	West
9th	Law and Disorder	Brian Wohlhieter	6-8	1193.7	1338.1	East
10th	Former Commissioner	Thomas Koslowski	5-9	1232.9	1251.8	East
11th	*	Eric Leyden	5-9	1184.4	1278.4	West
12th	The Solution is Not Dilution	Jai Vaze	6-8	1228.1	1240.5	East